Graeme Jenkinson
@graeme-jenkinson.bsky.social
Freak of nurture living in County Durham.
"Evolution not revolution, progress not perfection."
Please don't follow me, you'll be really disappointed.
"Evolution not revolution, progress not perfection."
Please don't follow me, you'll be really disappointed.
Ah yes, socialism. So popular with farmers.
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ah yes, socialism. So popular with farmers.
Does he even own a suit?
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Does he even own a suit?
Just had a meeting with the accountant...
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Just had a meeting with the accountant...
Absolutely, most game is better being hung a while.
December 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Absolutely, most game is better being hung a while.
Google's algorithm winks and says, "Shhh, I got this."
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Google's algorithm winks and says, "Shhh, I got this."
Living proof that if there is a creator they must get drunk from time to time.
December 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Living proof that if there is a creator they must get drunk from time to time.
OK, you talked me into it.
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
OK, you talked me into it.
The man who put the "arse" in arsenal.
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The man who put the "arse" in arsenal.
Not beyond the realms of possibility I suppose. I mean there was that woman who used to do a trick with ping pong balls.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Not beyond the realms of possibility I suppose. I mean there was that woman who used to do a trick with ping pong balls.
Have they not just reused the old Zombie Volleyball World Championship trophy from 1978?
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Have they not just reused the old Zombie Volleyball World Championship trophy from 1978?
Reposted by Graeme Jenkinson
It's certainly hand-ball, so a free kick at least.
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
It's certainly hand-ball, so a free kick at least.
Trump, just close your eyes and don't wake up. That's all the world wants... well maybe not Putin.
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Trump, just close your eyes and don't wake up. That's all the world wants... well maybe not Putin.
Reposted by Graeme Jenkinson
The "Trump is a wanker, he wears a wankers hat but when he wears it sideways, he looks a fucking twat" award?
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The "Trump is a wanker, he wears a wankers hat but when he wears it sideways, he looks a fucking twat" award?
Earliest I've ever been out I reckon.
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Earliest I've ever been out I reckon.
Santa's helpers?
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Santa's helpers?
New theme park opening spring 2026.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
New theme park opening spring 2026.