Ah, the intersection of my two favourite things.

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I've been chewing over a LinkedIn post about a v good Black Friday campaign I worked on with a D2C ecomm client but I can't find a professional way to say "if your customers give a shit about you, they'll notice when you're trying to take the piss out of them, so don't do that".

Black Friday, day 1 of my period and a client off-site all weekend. Hahaha ahhhh I'm going to be sick.

I just need five minutes with whoever decided to run the two bus routes I can use to get into the city through the worst choke-point in Southampton.

Delighted to announce that I'm just one 'accidental forwarding of a discount code to all customers OOPS silly CEO 😜' email away from my long-awaited slow walk into the sea.

I decided to get new personal (Google) and work (Apple) phones today and migrate both tonight.

Achievements on the personal phone so far:
✅ Locked out of Monzo
✅ Locked out of Starling
✅ All WhatsApp chat history gone

iPhone has been trying to download software update since 7pm.

This is fiiine.

I don’t know why receiving long voice notes angers people so much. I actually like to hear my friends tell me things. A little, personalised mini-podcast, just for me? Yes, please.

Please allow me to document that someone just guessed my age as twenty four. 24. Two four. Twentyyyyyy FOUR. 💅

At my first job post-graduation I got bollocked for tweeting that all-male comedy line ups are tedious, so I feel it is my duty to say hello to Bluesky by stating that, twelve years later, I am still firmly of the opinion that all-male comedy lineups are tedious.