Because he wears an obvious diaper?

Not to forget, he's a skilled conman. He spent his entire life convincing people who had every rational reason not trust him to do so anyway. Add Fox News and America's anti-intellectual streak in, and you got a new cult springing up.

Because the Republican party is entirely dedicated to worshipping him. There will probably be an actual religion formed around him after he dies with the way they think of him.

Different polls can find different results. When asking random samples of people questions, you will get outlier results occasionally.

I know which side I'm on. The one that ensures the people I don't like suffer even though it hurts me too.

Deport without a court hearing? The court hearing is how you tell whether they can be deported. People are just super dumb.

I can't help but think of during the election when Elon said he'd be screwed if Trump lost. Now Trump won, and he's still screwed.

Pure Stalinist style politics. More attempts to silence their opponents and consolidate power.

That's awesome, sounds like he has a great dad.

The most important thing is to never look like you're strongly taking a side. Evolution? Teach both sides. Shape of the Earth? Who knows? Is Trump a fascist? An equally hard question as the other ones.

Adoption, step kids, IVF with a sperm donor, or a surrogate pregnancy are the primary methods that come to mind.

Nah, I'm more in favor of a one-way trip in a flimsy tin can scenario.