Suppose paul dano got ugly feet huh
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Suppose paul dano got ugly feet huh
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Netflix you bum. You rube.
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Netflix you bum. You rube.
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Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
October 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else
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he wants cookie, but no matter how many cookie he get he feel empty inside
December 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
he wants cookie, but no matter how many cookie he get he feel empty inside
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[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim
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The year is 2075. Every movie is about Avengers. Each movie ticket costs $200,000 and includes a small FilmMonkey™ who sits on your lap and feels your emotions for you
December 1, 2024 at 7:56 AM
The year is 2075. Every movie is about Avengers. Each movie ticket costs $200,000 and includes a small FilmMonkey™ who sits on your lap and feels your emotions for you
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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BREAKING: It is with profound regret that the BBC announces its political editor Chris Mason has wanked himself into a coma
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
BREAKING: It is with profound regret that the BBC announces its political editor Chris Mason has wanked himself into a coma
Scotland mate. Fuckin incredible.
November 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Scotland mate. Fuckin incredible.
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why can they not just fix it
![[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point].
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CUSTOMER:
Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered
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McDONALDS EMPLOYEE:
Number 187?
CUSTOMER:
Yes
3
CUSTOMER:
Maybe I pressed the wrong thing?
I just ordered one strawberry milkshake.
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EMPLOYEE:
Oh - yeah sorry
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EMPLOYEE:
The milkshake machine’s not working.
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EMPLOYEE:
The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage.
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CUSTOMER:
Is that a new flavour?
EMPLOYEE:
Yeah
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[We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter]
EMPLOYEE:
If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage.
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[Customer looks inside the cup]
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[Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup]
CUSTOMER:
So there is
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CUSTOMER:
Is that something people want, then?
EMPLOYEE:
No! No, not at all.
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EMPLOYEE:
It just keeps happening when we press banana.
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November 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
why can they not just fix it
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You know who's been having it too good recently?
Milkshake drinkers.
Milkshake drinkers.
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You know who's been having it too good recently?
Milkshake drinkers.
Milkshake drinkers.
Whisky was s3nt from god to make you less shit
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Whisky was s3nt from god to make you less shit
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
Of course maybe jesus simply looked like a dug's arse
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Of course maybe jesus simply looked like a dug's arse
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Scottish Cuisine: Steak and haggis pie on a buttered roll. Pic: fws1978/X
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Scottish Cuisine: Steak and haggis pie on a buttered roll. Pic: fws1978/X
Who Warned Pat Nevin? youtube.com/watch?v=7DHS...
Who Warned Pat Nevin?
YouTube video by Iain Connell
youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Who Warned Pat Nevin? youtube.com/watch?v=7DHS...
Friday 14th November 2025. I awake to The Horror™️. Again.
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Friday 14th November 2025. I awake to The Horror™️. Again.
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(AI nana) “oh darling, I would love to tell you your favorite bedtime story, but before I do — did you know that with DraftKings, new customers bet $5 to get $200 worth of bonus bets instantly?”
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
(AI nana) “oh darling, I would love to tell you your favorite bedtime story, but before I do — did you know that with DraftKings, new customers bet $5 to get $200 worth of bonus bets instantly?”
I'll firework you in a minute if yer no careful
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'll firework you in a minute if yer no careful
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AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.