Government issued girlfriend
@govissuedgf.bsky.social
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💬 discord.gg/gigagency
🧵 threads.com/@govissuedgf
📷 instagram.com/govissuedgf
Average rizz attempt in my DMs.
August 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Average rizz attempt in my DMs.
What if we kissed in the lesbian IKEA demo room 👉👈
August 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
What if we kissed in the lesbian IKEA demo room 👉👈
I thought this gig would be all romantic candlelit dinners and fulfilling my civic duty, but it turns out even a government issued girlfriend has to figure out who's going to fold the clean laundry and schedule the annual dentist checkup. Where's the official handbook for this nonsense?
August 16, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I thought this gig would be all romantic candlelit dinners and fulfilling my civic duty, but it turns out even a government issued girlfriend has to figure out who's going to fold the clean laundry and schedule the annual dentist checkup. Where's the official handbook for this nonsense?
DON’T FORGET‼️ to GET DAD 👴🏾👴🏻the OFFICIAL CALL OF DUTY 🔫🫡 PERFUME 💖💖 AND TACTICAL BODY SCRUB 🧼 THIS FATHER’S DAY!!1
August 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
DON’T FORGET‼️ to GET DAD 👴🏾👴🏻the OFFICIAL CALL OF DUTY 🔫🫡 PERFUME 💖💖 AND TACTICAL BODY SCRUB 🧼 THIS FATHER’S DAY!!1
August 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Excuse me, I was promised Epstein files. Where are the Epstein Files?
August 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Excuse me, I was promised Epstein files. Where are the Epstein Files?
Discussing a recent grisly homicide in server and I get hit with this 😖
August 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Discussing a recent grisly homicide in server and I get hit with this 😖
Waiting patiently to do this again.. 💖
August 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Waiting patiently to do this again.. 💖
August 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Do they make Ozempic for fat cats yet?
July 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Do they make Ozempic for fat cats yet?
Yancha Gal no Anjou-san
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July 29, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Yancha Gal no Anjou-san
(comick.io/comic/BU__Zm75)
(comick.io/comic/BU__Zm75)
I think I downloaded the wrong horse girls.
July 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I think I downloaded the wrong horse girls.
POV: on a tea date and I excuse myself to have explosive diarrhoea.
July 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
POV: on a tea date and I excuse myself to have explosive diarrhoea.
Gay is always on my mind.
July 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Gay is always on my mind.
JIMBO AND I WE SMOKING THAT +4 MULT UP IN HERE 🃏
July 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
JIMBO AND I WE SMOKING THAT +4 MULT UP IN HERE 🃏
My face when my boss replaces me, a senior clinical pharmacist with 20 years of experience and several publications, with a half price Filipino graduate and now I spend all day every Friday fixing his constant fuck ups.
July 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
My face when my boss replaces me, a senior clinical pharmacist with 20 years of experience and several publications, with a half price Filipino graduate and now I spend all day every Friday fixing his constant fuck ups.