🪻summer🪻
@gothwife.bsky.social
🇵🇸 communist. vegan. bisexual. married. ♌ they/she
Acquaintances having a baby. Not done looking through their registry yet but i hope they're excited for their baby to get some freakin' books!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Acquaintances having a baby. Not done looking through their registry yet but i hope they're excited for their baby to get some freakin' books!!!!
I am the smartest man alive
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I am the smartest man alive
@busterbooks.bsky.social loving the children's nonfiction map and flag book. I have to point out, however, that this line does not accurately indicate the location of Washington, DC.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
@busterbooks.bsky.social loving the children's nonfiction map and flag book. I have to point out, however, that this line does not accurately indicate the location of Washington, DC.
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9/11 is crazy man did you know there were only three stairwells in each of the twin towers
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
9/11 is crazy man did you know there were only three stairwells in each of the twin towers
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well i thought he was in the living room but i can't seem to find him anywhere
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
well i thought he was in the living room but i can't seem to find him anywhere
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Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
I love ending up on Wikipedia pages like this
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I love ending up on Wikipedia pages like this
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
I'm a baddie with a sleeve now
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I'm a baddie with a sleeve now
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One Hour Photo because he says neon Genesis Evangelion
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
One Hour Photo because he says neon Genesis Evangelion
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Sophie loves staring at the bread I'm eating.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sophie loves staring at the bread I'm eating.
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jd vance 2015: has anyone seen #Archer? #ThatsHowYouGetAnts lol!
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
jd vance 2015: has anyone seen #Archer? #ThatsHowYouGetAnts lol!
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
jd vance 2025: I'm not saying it's necessarily good to be molested - no one is saying that - but if you are going to be molested, obviously you'd want the President of the United States to do it. Why do we pretend otherwise?
Do you think Dave and Buster have explored each other's bodies
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Do you think Dave and Buster have explored each other's bodies
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Did I go to the bar and make a Lisa Frank-themed social media ask for an organ? Yes.
benefits to donating:
- temporary break from work and responsibilities as you convalesce
- badass scar
- you grow your own organ back, that’s kinda cool
- good karma
- you save my life
(please share)
benefits to donating:
- temporary break from work and responsibilities as you convalesce
- badass scar
- you grow your own organ back, that’s kinda cool
- good karma
- you save my life
(please share)
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Did I go to the bar and make a Lisa Frank-themed social media ask for an organ? Yes.
benefits to donating:
- temporary break from work and responsibilities as you convalesce
- badass scar
- you grow your own organ back, that’s kinda cool
- good karma
- you save my life
(please share)
benefits to donating:
- temporary break from work and responsibilities as you convalesce
- badass scar
- you grow your own organ back, that’s kinda cool
- good karma
- you save my life
(please share)
I love logging on to letterboxd and seeing that all my friends think every movie I've ever enjoyed was hog slop
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I love logging on to letterboxd and seeing that all my friends think every movie I've ever enjoyed was hog slop
Day off means noon matinee baby
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Day off means noon matinee baby
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I think if we can get her to keep going we could get the funniest tmz headline of all time
![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I think if we can get her to keep going we could get the funniest tmz headline of all time
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that's one of mine that, if i'm not mistaken 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
that's one of mine that, if i'm not mistaken 🫡
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You're right, it's my fault the elected Democratic senators folded. My anger at their lack of will to fight made them so sad that they lost their will to fight.
The defeatism on the left after we just had one of the most high profile primary upsets ever, is absolutely insane. The path forward is right there, we just saw a huge step work
Explains so much about why elected Dems roll over and surrender immediately. That's what most of the voter base does too.
Explains so much about why elected Dems roll over and surrender immediately. That's what most of the voter base does too.
Yes, and now everyone realizes we can't win with this team. Time to blow it up and rebuild. Tank for some picks.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You're right, it's my fault the elected Democratic senators folded. My anger at their lack of will to fight made them so sad that they lost their will to fight.
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no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
Patron called me a bomboclaat today when I asked them to turn their phone off speaker
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Patron called me a bomboclaat today when I asked them to turn their phone off speaker