Salem
@gothcow.farm
spooky cow momthing in DC/MD. Nonprofit board director, JRPG queen, data geek
🔞 | 33 | 💜:🦁🦊🌙
🔞 | 33 | 💜:🦁🦊🌙
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I can't really handle sweets or pure carbs so rolls / pies can go for me
Green bean casserole though is embedded in my midwest DNA, I make that shit a few times every year 🤤
Green bean casserole though is embedded in my midwest DNA, I make that shit a few times every year 🤤
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I can't really handle sweets or pure carbs so rolls / pies can go for me
Green bean casserole though is embedded in my midwest DNA, I make that shit a few times every year 🤤
Green bean casserole though is embedded in my midwest DNA, I make that shit a few times every year 🤤
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Hey everyone! I'm opening up for cookie orders over the holidays, they're $30 per batch plus $16 shipping! (To US only)
Batches have 14-19 cookies as well. If you're interested please DM me!
Batches have 14-19 cookies as well. If you're interested please DM me!
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hey everyone! I'm opening up for cookie orders over the holidays, they're $30 per batch plus $16 shipping! (To US only)
Batches have 14-19 cookies as well. If you're interested please DM me!
Batches have 14-19 cookies as well. If you're interested please DM me!
Wanted to be an English / art educator > Learn about how it takes at least 5 years of education and pays too little to recoup student loan costs > get into graphic and web design > get into web design job and leave school > marketing director quits > I get his responsibilities > this is life now
November 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Wanted to be an English / art educator > Learn about how it takes at least 5 years of education and pays too little to recoup student loan costs > get into graphic and web design > get into web design job and leave school > marketing director quits > I get his responsibilities > this is life now
Finally broke in the magic wand >>
a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .
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November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Finally broke in the magic wand >>
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"how are you doing?" - 😴🤮
"cow are you doing?" - 😍🙌🐮
"cow are you doing?" - 😍🙌🐮
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"how are you doing?" - 😴🤮
"cow are you doing?" - 😍🙌🐮
"cow are you doing?" - 😍🙌🐮
I'm gonna be trying really hard to leave the tech sector I think. Getting overworked for little pay while being given soft expectations to work hours of overtime is bogus; my freelance clients treat me way better for less stress
I just wanna be able to proper clock out, yknow
I just wanna be able to proper clock out, yknow
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm gonna be trying really hard to leave the tech sector I think. Getting overworked for little pay while being given soft expectations to work hours of overtime is bogus; my freelance clients treat me way better for less stress
I just wanna be able to proper clock out, yknow
I just wanna be able to proper clock out, yknow
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Lunacid (2023)
November 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Lunacid (2023)
I turned during a meeting to grab some chapstick and looked back to the screen to see my MASSIVE HICKEY visible bc my sweater moved 😭
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I turned during a meeting to grab some chapstick and looked back to the screen to see my MASSIVE HICKEY visible bc my sweater moved 😭
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We Can Do This Everywhere
"Terminally online hedge fund manager Bill Ackman donated $1.75 million, while failed presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg donated $8.3 million, all to no avail." prospect.org/2025/11/04/a...
America’s Dumbest Billionaires Fail to Stop Zohran Mamdani - The American Prospect
It’s encouraging on many levels: New York City didn’t submit to a campaign of flagrant bigotry from disgraced two-time loser Andrew Cuomo, and Americans, particularly young ones, can still be politica...
prospect.org
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
We Can Do This Everywhere
Does anyone just feel chronically tired? Is it the heavy mallet of capitalism flattening all my time, or that I plan so much free time to be Doing Something without adequate Me Time
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Does anyone just feel chronically tired? Is it the heavy mallet of capitalism flattening all my time, or that I plan so much free time to be Doing Something without adequate Me Time
legally distinct The More You Know
thank u Zwei
thank u Zwei
November 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
legally distinct The More You Know
thank u Zwei
thank u Zwei
Ough being 33 really makes a hangover hit different
Good halloween party last night though, I love my peoples ;w;
Good halloween party last night though, I love my peoples ;w;
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ough being 33 really makes a hangover hit different
Good halloween party last night though, I love my peoples ;w;
Good halloween party last night though, I love my peoples ;w;
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Do not protect the dolls. Stop that. It's more fun to chase them through the woods at this time of year
October 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Do not protect the dolls. Stop that. It's more fun to chase them through the woods at this time of year
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"I am -udderly- alone" - Lydia Teetz
Halloween Costume Commission for @gothcow.farm !
#nsfw #nsfwfurryart #cow
Halloween Costume Commission for @gothcow.farm !
#nsfw #nsfwfurryart #cow
October 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"I am -udderly- alone" - Lydia Teetz
Halloween Costume Commission for @gothcow.farm !
#nsfw #nsfwfurryart #cow
Halloween Costume Commission for @gothcow.farm !
#nsfw #nsfwfurryart #cow
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Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982
Woke up on time today!
I don't like it >:(
I don't like it >:(
October 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Woke up on time today!
I don't like it >:(
I don't like it >:(
overslept two hours past normal work time ooough I got too silly
October 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
overslept two hours past normal work time ooough I got too silly
I'm tired of working dude, cows should literally be chilling big til we're ready to be savored UGH
October 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm tired of working dude, cows should literally be chilling big til we're ready to be savored UGH