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Rachel Gordon
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Toaster Oven Chef and Special Appearance Personality and Lifestyle Expert. Model slash Actress.
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Yes, this.
As a bonus you may not find a better example of a sport for which a couch potato could sneer at it with “that’s so easy, I could do that” dismissiveness only to be in for a rude awakening if they ever attempt to play it. All you need is a broom as you slide on a sheet of ice, how difficult could it be? That is until you realize how many separate skills the sport requires you to perform simultaneously. It’s not so easy after all. Me, in for a rude awakening, while attempting to throw a stone.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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I did the exact same thing in 2024!
Vancouver Canadians lineup from June 2024
October 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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My postseason bracket showing that I picked Seattle, Toronto, LA, and Milwaukee
October 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I'm in this photo and I don't like it
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Highly recommend. Better than watching the actual Yankees play, not that it’s an option anymore this year.
October 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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This is healthy and normal, right?
Me watching Yankees/Blue Jays on my tv with the Phillies/Dodgers game streaming in my laptop on my lap. The sound is on both because I am a monster.
October 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Unlike the stupid team on the field, this still slaps.
Ice cream in a plastic helmet.
September 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Everything is falling apart, but it turns out eating nachos out of a plastic hat cures like 40% of your problems.
Nachos from Nats Park
September 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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An annoying number of guys I remember played for the Dodgers at some point.
Some Guys I Remember from the 21st century: Jayson Werth, Sean Doolittle, Juan Soto, Mookie Betts, Max Scherzer, Ichiro Suzuki, Shohei Ohtani, Ryan Zimmerman, Miguel Cabrera
September 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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A sloth has given up, caption: mood.
August 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I can’t honestly do the “post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is” (sarcastic) meme because my picture actually shows that it is a disaster.
Scoreboard from Nats Park on August 1 showing the final score (16-9) and that the Brewers got 25 hits while the Nats had 3 errors.
August 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Is this good?
August 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Unwell.
August 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Does anyone else see the bird that is camped out behind third base at Nats Park and hasn’t moved in three innings or has my brain completely broken?
August 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Is this bad?
June 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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This is good
May 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Is this good?
May 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Is this good?
ERA 13.50
May 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Is this good?
May 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Is this good?
ERA 12.00
May 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Maybe if we ever get good again we will be able to afford a legible font.
May 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Wow wow wow wow wow
April 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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These NATS they're trying to murder me
April 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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⚾️ Immaculate Grid 730 9/9:
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IMMACULATE!
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Immaculate Grid where every category is "PLAYED major leagues" and I put the 2019 World Series Game 1 starting lineup for the Nats.
April 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM