Rachel Gordon
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Rachel Gordon
@gordonrachel.bsky.social
Toaster Oven Chef and Special Appearance Personality and Lifestyle Expert. Model slash Actress.
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We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yes, this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
And how exactly is it $2-3 cheaper on base? Magic?
Government owned and operated grocery stores
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I thought this Washington Post headline about Elon Musk needed a bit of context.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Zohran Question, by @bessbell.bsky.social
The Zohran Question
On what's a Jew to do.
substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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This magazine just fired all of their politics staffers
We are honored to receive the @rooseveltinstitute.org's 2025 Four Freedoms Award for Freedom of Speech and Expression, and to be among a stellar class of laureates including @wck.org, @cvt.org, and more. Details: tnvge.co/ZMIUg7v
November 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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well, 101 days until pitchers & catchers report
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It was fine when someone younger than me got elected to Congress. It was slightly less fine that there is a Senator born after me. It's messing with me that I am older than a MLB manager. Excuse me, I need to go yell at a cloud.
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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I had to make a hard decision about staying up for the game last night or going to sleep wearing one of those old timey sleeping caps and as soon as I saw Final/18 I realized I was old enough to have made the correct choice
October 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Greatest human.
MLB’s most prestigious individual player honor is the Roberto Clemente Award.

Mookie Betts is the 2025 winner and received the award prior to #WorldSeries Game 3 in Los Angeles. 👏
October 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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This kid is heading to the World Series 🥹
October 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Yeah, but did he also strike out ten batters in six shutout innings?
OTD in 1977, Reggie Jackson crushed 3 homers in Game 6 of the World Series, earning himself the nickname “Mr. October.” 😮‍💨
October 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Has anyone checked if Dan Wilson bet on the Blue Jays or has vacation plans for next week?
October 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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All I want from the playoffs is this man to be happy
October 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Friendship Heights Renaissance begins.
October 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Only 1 team in postseason history has won a game by 10 or more runs after trailing by multiple runs at the end of the first inning:

The Mariners, in 2001 ALCS G3 (won 14-3)
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
👀
October 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The AI is always wrong.
Googling longest postseason games and Google AI says that the Tigers have won this game!
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It is time for the dogs
my only question is why do we have to wait for the 15th inning to implement this
After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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*reading rule book* "if game reaches the 15th inning with no resolution the cleveland guardians advance to the next round to face the toronto bluejays"

wait that can't be right can it
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM