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Meg Kelly
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Sorry but “also the shrimp are radioactive now” is objectively funny in ways I cannot articulate
August 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hear me out: Waitress but Dr. Pomatter is a woman
August 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Controversial wildlife opinion but we should just domesticate cheetahs and be done with it. We’re already giving them service dogs, this just makes sense.
May 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
There’s so much grieving in watching everything that’s happening in this country. They never warn you about the grief.
February 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Free speech is when you’re not allowed to criticize the god king bsky.app/profile/atru...
Republicans are talking about boycotting the National Cathedral over a bishop speaking up to Trump in defense of LGBT people and immigrants
January 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Every agency is fucked. We're all so fucked.
Here's an e-mail that just went out to NASA agency wide. 🔭
January 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Gestapo shit
January 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Reposted by Meg Kelly
At the end of WW2, American generals sent the German townsfolk near places like Dachau and Bergen-Belsen through the camps so they could never again claim they didn't know.

One of these days, someone will need to do that here.
January 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey brain? Don’t do the dizzy thing, I’ve got work to do.
January 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You ever eat soup so good it fixes everything that’s wrong with the world? Yep.
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM