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goose · higher, oh higher 🦢💙
@goosecatte.bsky.social
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sohna: world's okayest bard · sam: a red herring
me (goose): 30s, lapsed medievalist, elf enjoyer

7.35 done · on pilgrimage now · https://goosecatte.carrd.co

#cattefishing wol yapping

i&h: @/wicksandwheat
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FLOOR 87

I'M GONNA BE ON THE NEWS ISTG
beautiful women named "Connection with the server was lost. 90006" keep messaging me.
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
goosecatte.bsky.social
pictures of sam cascade unceremoniously out of my wallet,

#cattefishing
#herringmage
sam and coultenet look at one another in the rising stones. they are standing very close to each other; sam is smiling softly. sam smirks at the camera as streudel the ferret perches on his right shoulder.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
goosecatte.bsky.social
found sohna in one of the gacha machines in kyoto.
a capsule toy figure of a fluffy gray tabby cat being scruffed by the keychain hook.
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
goosecatte.bsky.social
having a great time so far
sohna with an icoca card. sohna in front of a bow at the eorzea cafe in tokyo. the ōtorii at itsukushima shrine near low tide, seen behind a green-patinaed metal lantern. sohna in front of the osaka aquarium.
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 AM
goosecatte.bsky.social
been on an airplane for about six hours - eight or so left to go.

this catte is going to japan!
sohna in pillow form in front of big airport windows.
October 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
goosecatte.bsky.social
bored at work and the system is down

AMA about this catte

#cattefishing
sohna grins at something off camera. they are wearing a green buffalo-check shirt with the sleeves rolled up to their elbows and their gray braided hair is flopped over their right shoulder.
October 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
goosecatte.bsky.social
often it's just a leftover braid from the day before.

pictured is the "had a great night, making coffee in the morning while wearing a borrowed shirt" edition.

#cattefishing
sohna with heavily-tousled hair.
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
goosecatte.bsky.social
one must imagine sisyphus happy

#cattefishing
sam, standing in the shade of a tree on a sunny day, smiles at streudel the ferret, perched in her usual spot on his shoulder.
October 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
goosecatte.bsky.social
inspired by @themoyouknow.etheirys.social, i sent sohna to give steve a hug before i head back into the new dungeon, for a good luck charm.

(and just in case it was granson-specific mojo, i also had them give him a lil shoulder-pat)
sohna looking way, way up at steve and giving him a little hug. the camera is overhead, behind steve's right shoulder. sohna giving granson a little pat on the shoulder as he leans against a wall in the wandering stairs.
October 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
goosecatte.bsky.social
he made it, by the way. he made it through shadowbringers. and now this fish gets to walk to the end.

#cattefishing
sam, gazing up with determination at the crystal tower in mor dhona. he has two ear clasps, two bottle-green eyes, bright ginger hair, and normal-color freckles. sam looking thoughtful about something. his freckles are white and his hair has been bleached somewhat to a less-vibrant strawberry blonde color. sam, still with white freckles and bleached hair, bows his head in solemn contemplation of something. he is standing outdoors amid stone ruins and tall evergreens on a sunny day. sam, his hair almost back to its earlier bright ginger hue and his freckles brown again, now sports a beard. one of his eyes is messed up and is a very pale, almost clear, green now.
October 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
goosecatte.bsky.social
i forgot i parked sam here the other night

tonight is the first time i noticed the girls staring at them in the background

#HerringMage
coultenet is sitting on a chair, leaning forward to rest his elbows on his knees. sam sits on the floor in front of him, leaning on coultenet's knee and arm. behind them, aenor and clemence stare across a table strewn with empty liquor bottles.
October 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
goosecatte.bsky.social
i think he wonders every day, "why me?"

#HerringMage
sam and coultenet relax together in the rising stones; coultenet is sitting on a chair and leaning his elbows on his knees. sam is sitting on the floor in front of coultenet, resting his cheek on coultenet's arms, and his eyes are closed with contentment. coultenet stares down at the blissful sam, who is resting a cheek on coultenet's arm, with a complicated and thoughtful expression somewhere between disbelief and love.
September 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
goosecatte.bsky.social
some alternate universe perhaps

sam just looks even more like his cousin, ha
sohna, surprisingly blonde, winks at the camera as they do a little twirl. sam, now with straw-blonde hair, smiles at something off to his right.
September 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
goosecatte.bsky.social
are you looking for answers to questions under the stars? well, if along the way you are grown weary, you can rest with me until a brighter day and you're okay.

i have no answers for you. i am no hero, that's for sure, but i do know one thing: that where you are is where i belong.

#HerringMage
the camera is over coultenet's shoulder as sam smiles gently up at him. sam leans his head on coultenet's shoulder and closes his eyes with a contented smile. coultenet kisses the top of his head. the camera is over coultenet's shoulder again; now, sam is resting peacefully against him.
September 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
goosecatte.bsky.social
na.store.square-enix-games.com/final-fantas...
September 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
goosecatte.bsky.social
happy bi visibility day from this catte
sohna, in a green buffalo-check flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up to their elbows, smiles at the viewer.
September 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
goosecatte.bsky.social
sohna is gracie
sam is bubbles :)

#cattefishing
September 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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the incredibly talented @wicksandwheat.bsky.social has done it AGAIN with this GORGEOUS portrait of sohna

aaaaa thank you SO much i adore it they are so pretty ;;;; and the golden light and the life in her hair and their little smile and just

waugh. catte. ;;;

#cattefishing
a beautiful digital illustration of sohna, seen from the hips up, in a forest dappled with sunlight. she seems to be dancing or twirling; her braid is flying over her left shoulder and although her head is turned to her right, she's looking out at the viewer with a soft smile. the overall mood is bright, lively, and whimsical.
September 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
goosecatte.bsky.social
contemplating this new look for sam for endwalker (he is now starting 5.4).

beloved fish’s hair will grow out and be ginger again, and his freckles will go back to how they were.

i think his eye will stay the same though.

#cattefishing
September 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
goosecatte.bsky.social
sohna would be a silken windhound! (pictured with steve as smooth collie; art by @miqosquat.bsky.social 💙)

sam would be an azawakh!

#cattefishing
an illustration of sohna and steve as dogs. sohna, a brindle silken windhound with a white bib and white tail tip, is sitting in front of and smiling at steve the smooth collie, who is rolled over on his side and is wearing his trademark bandana+goggles combination. a red azawakh - a very sleek and angular sighthound - running along a beach, seen in profile.
September 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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my glorious mr geen stuff has arrived from @kitsunico.bsky.social and he's somehow even prettier in person, WAUGH

thank you i adore him and the standee makes me giggle it's perfect and will be the best addition to my desk :D

#dawntrail
a dancing green acrylic standee. a dancing green photocard. his hair is voluminous and curly and he's grinning flirtatiously at the viewer.
September 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
goosecatte.bsky.social
my beautiful beloved perfect wonderful fish with every worry and fear. my gawain facing his green knight. my percival enduring so many tests. things are going to get Worse for you and then maybe they will get better. but first they will be Not So Good.
sam looking thoughtful.
September 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
goosecatte.bsky.social
if i can borrow from @gleaningway.social for a moment -

geese will outfit their "lives in the wilderness and doesn't care how he looks" fish before pushing him through the tail end of 5.3 msq

#cattefishing
sam, seen from his right, wearing a fitted purple t-shirt. there's an elaborate bird-shape hairpin tucked in above his ear. sam in the same outfit as the previous image, but now his head is turned towards the camera (he's still not making eye contact, though).
September 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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they go together so nicely ;a;
skinny purple catmint among bright pink very fluffy cabbage roses.
September 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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poses sam the same as always but this time he’s in front of a stained glass window

#cattefishing
sam, from the shoulders up, smirks at the camera. he’s not wearing a shirt and colorful light from a stained glass window has painted his features in a riot of reds, yellows, and purples.
September 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM