𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐈𝐓 🔞
@goonposter.bsky.social
Spikemuth's finest!
Nothing I post is mine.
DMs are open to degenerates . . .
MDNI though, fucking obviously.
Nothing I post is mine.
DMs are open to degenerates . . .
MDNI though, fucking obviously.
It might just be peak...
August 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It might just be peak...
. . .
Been a looong while. . .
. . .
Get goonposted.
Been a looong while. . .
. . .
Get goonposted.
July 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
. . .
Been a looong while. . .
. . .
Get goonposted.
Been a looong while. . .
. . .
Get goonposted.
...Alright-- One more to end things off, then.
. . . Well. 'S a bit a funny actually, since this is focusin' on my front and back end...
...Hah.
...Uuuugh, fiiiiine. Just look at my 'Pokebait slamcurves', or whatever.
. . . Well. 'S a bit a funny actually, since this is focusin' on my front and back end...
...Hah.
...Uuuugh, fiiiiine. Just look at my 'Pokebait slamcurves', or whatever.
May 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
...Alright-- One more to end things off, then.
. . . Well. 'S a bit a funny actually, since this is focusin' on my front and back end...
...Hah.
...Uuuugh, fiiiiine. Just look at my 'Pokebait slamcurves', or whatever.
. . . Well. 'S a bit a funny actually, since this is focusin' on my front and back end...
...Hah.
...Uuuugh, fiiiiine. Just look at my 'Pokebait slamcurves', or whatever.
Hey. Hey, you... Cmeeeere.
Have a look. Get cloooooser.
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Wot, ya can't tell?
Jus' wanted you to see how m'nuts hang, idiot.
Have a look. Get cloooooser.
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Wot, ya can't tell?
Jus' wanted you to see how m'nuts hang, idiot.
May 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hey. Hey, you... Cmeeeere.
Have a look. Get cloooooser.
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.
.
Wot, ya can't tell?
Jus' wanted you to see how m'nuts hang, idiot.
Have a look. Get cloooooser.
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.
.
Wot, ya can't tell?
Jus' wanted you to see how m'nuts hang, idiot.
. . . Wot're -you- looking at?
Hell... I know I'm called the Slut of Spikemuth for a reason, but better not let your staring get TOO generous. 💢💢💢
Hell... I know I'm called the Slut of Spikemuth for a reason, but better not let your staring get TOO generous. 💢💢💢
May 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
. . . Wot're -you- looking at?
Hell... I know I'm called the Slut of Spikemuth for a reason, but better not let your staring get TOO generous. 💢💢💢
Hell... I know I'm called the Slut of Spikemuth for a reason, but better not let your staring get TOO generous. 💢💢💢
Might have to make a new muse soon...
Depends on thoughts, depends on thoughts...
Depends on thoughts, depends on thoughts...
April 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Might have to make a new muse soon...
Depends on thoughts, depends on thoughts...
Depends on thoughts, depends on thoughts...
Stolen almost from request, basically . . . ?
Interaction bait, you get it.
♡+↻+🖼️ to know what would happen
•First impression
• Would we fuck?
• How Rough?
• Cuddles after? ⠀
• Would I date you?
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you?
• Kink I wanna do with you?
• Should you post this too?
Interaction bait, you get it.
♡+↻+🖼️ to know what would happen
•First impression
• Would we fuck?
• How Rough?
• Cuddles after? ⠀
• Would I date you?
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you?
• Kink I wanna do with you?
• Should you post this too?
March 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Stolen almost from request, basically . . . ?
Interaction bait, you get it.
♡+↻+🖼️ to know what would happen
•First impression
• Would we fuck?
• How Rough?
• Cuddles after? ⠀
• Would I date you?
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you?
• Kink I wanna do with you?
• Should you post this too?
Interaction bait, you get it.
♡+↻+🖼️ to know what would happen
•First impression
• Would we fuck?
• How Rough?
• Cuddles after? ⠀
• Would I date you?
• Would I kiss/slap/hug you?
• Kink I wanna do with you?
• Should you post this too?
Maybe I should make a femboy . . .
...Also Keflaposting.
...Also Keflaposting.
March 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Maybe I should make a femboy . . .
...Also Keflaposting.
...Also Keflaposting.
I missed number 200 it's actually so over.
March 22, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I missed number 200 it's actually so over.
Shame that Bluesky doesn't allow images in DMs, actually.
...Healthy barrages of Pokeporn, let alone Pherotits would be constant.
Then again, I already know how many dick pics I'd get from people . . .
...Healthy barrages of Pokeporn, let alone Pherotits would be constant.
Then again, I already know how many dick pics I'd get from people . . .
March 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Shame that Bluesky doesn't allow images in DMs, actually.
...Healthy barrages of Pokeporn, let alone Pherotits would be constant.
Then again, I already know how many dick pics I'd get from people . . .
...Healthy barrages of Pokeporn, let alone Pherotits would be constant.
Then again, I already know how many dick pics I'd get from people . . .
. . . I GUESS I've gotta show off a little, too . . .
March 21, 2025 at 8:55 AM
. . . I GUESS I've gotta show off a little, too . . .
Posting relevant thoughts...
...Or relevant THOTS in this case, I guess.
...See. I can smile . . .
...Or relevant THOTS in this case, I guess.
...See. I can smile . . .
March 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Posting relevant thoughts...
...Or relevant THOTS in this case, I guess.
...See. I can smile . . .
...Or relevant THOTS in this case, I guess.
...See. I can smile . . .
Important . . .
March 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Important . . .
Sex MANIACS . . .
March 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Sex MANIACS . . .
Pretty legendary set, so makes sense.
Some more varied stuff, then. . .
Some more varied stuff, then. . .
March 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Pretty legendary set, so makes sense.
Some more varied stuff, then. . .
Some more varied stuff, then. . .
S'not like I'm lacking down the waist, either.
...But good to know I've got a bona-fide champion watching my back.
You'd be an EX too-- just so you know. . .
...But good to know I've got a bona-fide champion watching my back.
You'd be an EX too-- just so you know. . .
March 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
S'not like I'm lacking down the waist, either.
...But good to know I've got a bona-fide champion watching my back.
You'd be an EX too-- just so you know. . .
...But good to know I've got a bona-fide champion watching my back.
You'd be an EX too-- just so you know. . .
I mean, -I- did. Pretty easy too, when you decide to wear pants for once in a while. Pretty easy when you can clamp your clothes against your ass to the point they're skintight and call them covered.
...And you're the one staring at my Galarian haunch-heft, you dumb perv . . .
...And you're the one staring at my Galarian haunch-heft, you dumb perv . . .
March 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I mean, -I- did. Pretty easy too, when you decide to wear pants for once in a while. Pretty easy when you can clamp your clothes against your ass to the point they're skintight and call them covered.
...And you're the one staring at my Galarian haunch-heft, you dumb perv . . .
...And you're the one staring at my Galarian haunch-heft, you dumb perv . . .
With or without nuts. . .
March 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
With or without nuts. . .
//So I'm pretty late but I'll still send stuff here regardless . . .
March 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
//So I'm pretty late but I'll still send stuff here regardless . . .
...Hell. i'd call you a stalker, but you'd probably take that as a compliment.
Just a test though, I'm guessing you must've already seen the likes of this... And that private show I gave you in the shower, huh...?
...Well.
You probably did a lot more than just watch, anyway. Fuckin' Paldeans...
Just a test though, I'm guessing you must've already seen the likes of this... And that private show I gave you in the shower, huh...?
...Well.
You probably did a lot more than just watch, anyway. Fuckin' Paldeans...
March 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
...Hell. i'd call you a stalker, but you'd probably take that as a compliment.
Just a test though, I'm guessing you must've already seen the likes of this... And that private show I gave you in the shower, huh...?
...Well.
You probably did a lot more than just watch, anyway. Fuckin' Paldeans...
Just a test though, I'm guessing you must've already seen the likes of this... And that private show I gave you in the shower, huh...?
...Well.
You probably did a lot more than just watch, anyway. Fuckin' Paldeans...
Hmmn. And that sounds like a treat-- But what, you find me cute?
Bruised hips though, huh... What? You intend on using my 'boytoy rival' as a dildo, or something else . . ?
Bruised hips though, huh... What? You intend on using my 'boytoy rival' as a dildo, or something else . . ?
March 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Hmmn. And that sounds like a treat-- But what, you find me cute?
Bruised hips though, huh... What? You intend on using my 'boytoy rival' as a dildo, or something else . . ?
Bruised hips though, huh... What? You intend on using my 'boytoy rival' as a dildo, or something else . . ?
...Creep. What're you perving on my 'rival' for...
...Not like it matters. One smile and my rival'd be jizzing his pants over my... 'galarian gropemounds.' I'd be more worried about your -own- rival rather than mine...
...Not like it matters. One smile and my rival'd be jizzing his pants over my... 'galarian gropemounds.' I'd be more worried about your -own- rival rather than mine...
March 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
...Creep. What're you perving on my 'rival' for...
...Not like it matters. One smile and my rival'd be jizzing his pants over my... 'galarian gropemounds.' I'd be more worried about your -own- rival rather than mine...
...Not like it matters. One smile and my rival'd be jizzing his pants over my... 'galarian gropemounds.' I'd be more worried about your -own- rival rather than mine...
Paldea's just absolutely full of freaks . . .
March 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Paldea's just absolutely full of freaks . . .