Hannah
goofybroad.bsky.social
Hannah
@goofybroad.bsky.social
Chronically online never on time
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love that “free speech,” baby!
November 18, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Piss chronicles update a child was sat on my lap and pissed directly on me
November 2, 2023 at 12:36 PM
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Recently listened to the TrueAnon episode with Vincent Bevins about how easily protests have been hijacked by people with the exact opposite values of the protest and I think it’s important not to do the whole “well normally I’d NEVER share a post by this guy but-“ don’t! That person is still evil!
Certain paid blue check accounts have vastly grown their audiences with posts on the Palestinian cause. But they were previously known for transphobia, medical misinformation, antisemitism, and arguing the innocence of accused human trafficker Andre Tate.
Verified Hate Speech Accounts Are Pivoting to Palestine for Clout and Cash
Twitter accounts known to spread hate speech and misinformation have become trusted sources on Israel on Palestine — and they're getting paid.
www.rollingstone.com
November 1, 2023 at 6:12 PM
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It legitimately hurts liberation movements if you're retweeting Jackson Hinkle (anti-LGBTQ+ bigot and white supremacist) and Richard Medhurst (multiple grooming accusations of a 16 year old).

There's other people who post the same videos you can share without amplifying them
November 1, 2023 at 6:26 PM
London water makes u so butters I wonder what I’d look like if I lived in a place with soft water where I’d be able to get a good lather
October 26, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Me until I get this ovarian cyst sorted out
October 23, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Thinking of changing careers bc I think I’d eat down in a pair of scrubs
October 23, 2023 at 8:49 AM
Do u ever see walk into a toilet with a giant shit in it and wonder how many times they flushed before they gave up
October 18, 2023 at 8:59 PM
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Holy shit
October 17, 2023 at 4:49 PM
This Halloween I’m going as Mrs incredible I may have to put the pics behind a paywall like I think I could make a couple quid
October 17, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Will smith and Jada have some sort of sub/dom dynamic where she gets to publicly humiliate him every couple months or so. Or they had some contract to keep up appearances as a couple for X amount of years and Jada keeps moving mad to try and get out of it. Idk somethings off
October 12, 2023 at 12:08 PM
Being a woman in rishis Britain is spending 5.5 hours in a&e in serious pain only to be told 🤷‍♀️ something to do with ur uterus I think
October 11, 2023 at 5:33 PM
My bladder to my brain every 20-30 minutes rn
October 11, 2023 at 12:57 PM
I feel like a core part of being a girl in her 20s is constantly having to piss in a jar every time u go to the doctor
October 11, 2023 at 12:53 PM
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Keep seeing posts that start if you're upset about x you should also/actually/really be upset about y and I just want them to know, do not worry! I am absolutely without question upset about everything.
October 10, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Every couple years I’ll go off the pill, end up doubled over in pain that I’m convinced I need hospitalisation for and severe depression and fatigue I love being a woman
October 10, 2023 at 2:40 PM
On the one hand I have been genetically cursed with debilitating mental illness and learning difficulties, on the other hand I have been genetically blessed with only gaining weight on my bum and thighs.
October 10, 2023 at 12:27 PM
The actor that plays Lucius malfoy was visiting my work today. Ran past him in pursuit of a boy soaked in piss (not his own mind), who had escaped the playground. Second minor celebrity in two weeks to witness me dealing with piss-related crisis x
October 5, 2023 at 7:07 PM
I take no pleasure in reporting that the Depop girlies have discovered Wood Green charity shops
October 4, 2023 at 7:10 AM
Guys I mixed up the brown and black eyebrow tint again oh it’s so BAD
October 3, 2023 at 6:22 PM
One thing that is so sacred to girls is spending all day in bed in ur pants hungover as fuck with ur best mate binging like 3-4 tv shows in a day
October 3, 2023 at 1:04 PM
Jenna Coleman is one of the most beautiful people to ever be on tv
October 2, 2023 at 8:52 PM
Talking shit is the only hobby I’ve persevered with
September 28, 2023 at 7:54 PM