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goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
Alfonzo 🧡🍊
@goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social
Some dorky hyena (26) who got bullied into making an account 🔞
Shoddy artist and pun lover
Wedgies, noogies, and wet willies are my jam
Pinned
I have this constant voice in the back of my head telling me that if I'm not constantly making my presence known, I'll be forgotten about and discarded

This has been causing me to act very, I guess, attention-seeky
If I've been an annoyance, I'm incredibly sorry
Raffle art for @gryxinguy.bsky.social and @tokky.gay!
Thank you to everyone who joined and I'd love to do this again sometime!
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Happy birthday @hatio.bsky.social here's a story about me giving you wedgies. @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social makes a cameo, ah the (butt) pains of being canon...

www.furaffinity.net/view/63030448
The Argonian Double Jump by ExistencialVoid
What can I say? Tail's got good taste! Birthday story forhatio.bsky.social regarding a move he would like performed on him
www.furaffinity.net
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Raffle is Closed!

Our winners our @gryxinguy.bsky.social and @tokky.gay!

I'll be reaching out to grab them de-tails!
Trying out a raffle! (No celebration, just for funsies)

Please follow, like, and repost this
2 winners will be picked end of day 11/18

Any one OC and pose is available, but if you've seen my art, please know what you see is what you get xD
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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A little workplace bullying for my boyo @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social which I MEANT to upload on his birthday but faaaaaaailed to do. Please read it, it's good.

www.furaffinity.net/view/63030180
The Paralegal by ExistencialVoid
Story for my friend (goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social ) Alfie. He suggested being Murphy's paralegal, not my fault I had fun with it
www.furaffinity.net
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Trying out a raffle! (No celebration, just for funsies)

Please follow, like, and repost this
2 winners will be picked end of day 11/18

Any one OC and pose is available, but if you've seen my art, please know what you see is what you get xD
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Also here my telegram channel link incase anyone wants it 🫦🥺💖🥀

t.me/+pbvZfQSGK31...
Toastys Art Canyon
My my my art, art channel for my art, art
t.me
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Got my first tattoos!
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Commison for @daveytheyeen.bsky.social !!!! Taadaaaa!
Once a nerd always a nerd no matter how big or strong
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Birthday art for my friend @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social (was a few days ago i forgot to share here)
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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A little Alma doodle! I'm still figuring out the exact direction I want to take the her
#art #oc
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Check out this trash panda streaming on T1kT0k! I think he incidentally joined the wedgie gone wrong trend x3

Commed by Alfonzo
Gift for MilkSteak/Frank
October 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
UGHH. @thegreatmsteak.bsky.social can sometimes be such a bully! For my birthday, he tricks me into the locker room and gives me a wedgie?!

B-day gift from @thegreatmsteak.bsky.social and art done by the wonderful @haxsmacks.bsky.social!
October 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I am an old man
October 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
@anonfilesartist.bsky.social found out the hard way that on Halloween, everything is not what it seems, considering even the pumpkins have mimics!
October 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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When trick or treating this halloween be careful not to stay out too late, cos as @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social found out that's when the candy ghosts come out to steal your treats 👻🍬👻

#wedgie #furryart #furry #furrywedgie #wedgieart
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I love rolling someone's briefs into a thong during a hug. The little whimpering in my ear, cotton slowly sliding in, holding the legholes in my hand as he shivers. Smiling, kissing his cheek like even I don't know if I'm about to hoist him onto his tiptoes
And then pulling when he finally relaxes 😋
October 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Explain your OCs powers with a GIF

I'm not that creative lol
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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An Hour early but yeah its my birthday
October 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Alll coloureeded in! Yipppieeeee
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Btw here’s the jocks new designs and height chart, plus their strong and silent bear bully bestie!
October 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Dun dun dunnnn new!
OC ADOPT!!!
Please Dm me on either telegram or discord if interested!!

And you also get!! All of the old art I did before his slight redesign!! What a Steal!!!?!?!?
October 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Hehehehehe teehee LOOK at this!!!! Hehehe
#Fightober Day 13: Blood
Feat. @stellatoasty.bsky.social’s Elie!
Sanctioned fights are well and good and all, but sometimes you just crave a no-rules fight neither of you will walk away from. Ya know?
#FFF #TW:Blood
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I didn’t fully colour sorry, also duuuuudee anyone else likeee see the team go a new dork too terror????
October 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Good friend Toasto can't access their old Bluesky account

Here's their new one! Please give em a follow! The sweetest pubbo

bsky.app/profile/stel...
bsky.app
September 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Nothing catches me off guard faster than someone asking me to bully them 💀

I'm a very blunt and direct person, but when someone does it to me, it's such a shock LMAO

(It's my favorite fucking thing)
September 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM