Lani Rosales
@goodoldlani.bsky.social
Y'all shouldn'ta done let back me on the internet. Now THIS is happening.
I once asked a bot for a picture of a tiny Thanos. Enjoy?
January 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I once asked a bot for a picture of a tiny Thanos. Enjoy?
I asked for a realistic Shrek. This is what I got. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART? (I'm partial to the chest and neck hair patterns and head hairline)
January 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I asked for a realistic Shrek. This is what I got. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART? (I'm partial to the chest and neck hair patterns and head hairline)
I read this one on NYE and yesterday instead of celebrating, but I can't take a pic since I remove covers, so this is from the internets. 😍😍😍
January 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I read this one on NYE and yesterday instead of celebrating, but I can't take a pic since I remove covers, so this is from the internets. 😍😍😍
I ASKED A BOT TO DRAW "WU-TANG IS FOR THE KIDS" - what do you think of it!?
December 30, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I ASKED A BOT TO DRAW "WU-TANG IS FOR THE KIDS" - what do you think of it!?
PRO TIP that not many people know about! 💡 Book here: theamericangenius.com/adj/book-a-c...
December 17, 2024 at 4:31 PM
PRO TIP that not many people know about! 💡 Book here: theamericangenius.com/adj/book-a-c...
They won't let you see ✨THIS✨ on Twitter or Facebook.
December 6, 2024 at 3:45 PM
They won't let you see ✨THIS✨ on Twitter or Facebook.
Try sliding this phrase into an email today, you'll enjoy it.
December 5, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Try sliding this phrase into an email today, you'll enjoy it.
Still the most nightmare-inducing image ever. Now you get to see it again, too!
November 26, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Still the most nightmare-inducing image ever. Now you get to see it again, too!
I THOUGHT OF YOU.
November 25, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I THOUGHT OF YOU.
In case you can't see it, this is my Bluesky cover photo, stolen from a meme thread in ADJ. It's where MOST of us steal memes from, btw.
November 22, 2024 at 7:03 PM
In case you can't see it, this is my Bluesky cover photo, stolen from a meme thread in ADJ. It's where MOST of us steal memes from, btw.
If you call my phone unexpectedly or knock on my door unexpectedly, my brain believes SOMEONE HAS DIED. Just so you know that's why I sound the way that I sound.
November 20, 2024 at 3:34 PM
If you call my phone unexpectedly or knock on my door unexpectedly, my brain believes SOMEONE HAS DIED. Just so you know that's why I sound the way that I sound.
Q: Hey Lani, you showed us your oldest file on your phone AND your work computer, but what's the oldest file in your downloads folder on your 🔥laptop🔥?
A: I'm so glad you asked, because it's THIS.
A: I'm so glad you asked, because it's THIS.
November 20, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Q: Hey Lani, you showed us your oldest file on your phone AND your work computer, but what's the oldest file in your downloads folder on your 🔥laptop🔥?
A: I'm so glad you asked, because it's THIS.
A: I'm so glad you asked, because it's THIS.
Due to today's effed market, you may not have received the job offer today that you DESERVED.
So please accept this coupon to rectify this, which allows you to imagine you got THREE more job offers today than you did.
(This post inspired by (aka ripped off from) Bluesky dev @pfrazee.com )
So please accept this coupon to rectify this, which allows you to imagine you got THREE more job offers today than you did.
(This post inspired by (aka ripped off from) Bluesky dev @pfrazee.com )
November 19, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Due to today's effed market, you may not have received the job offer today that you DESERVED.
So please accept this coupon to rectify this, which allows you to imagine you got THREE more job offers today than you did.
(This post inspired by (aka ripped off from) Bluesky dev @pfrazee.com )
So please accept this coupon to rectify this, which allows you to imagine you got THREE more job offers today than you did.
(This post inspired by (aka ripped off from) Bluesky dev @pfrazee.com )
Q: Lani, now that you're on your work computer, what's the oldest thing in your Downloads folder?
A: I'm so glad you asked, it's this.
A: I'm so glad you asked, it's this.
November 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Q: Lani, now that you're on your work computer, what's the oldest thing in your Downloads folder?
A: I'm so glad you asked, it's this.
A: I'm so glad you asked, it's this.
Q: Hey Lani, what's the last thing in your Downloads folder?
A: So glad you asked, it's this. Very on brand for me.
A: So glad you asked, it's this. Very on brand for me.
November 19, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Q: Hey Lani, what's the last thing in your Downloads folder?
A: So glad you asked, it's this. Very on brand for me.
A: So glad you asked, it's this. Very on brand for me.