Alma Avalle
@goodbyealma.bsky.social
writer, union hottie, biblically accurate alma. one half of NYC's Picnic Magazine
accuses Mamdani (who has campaigned primarily on affordability, housing, and transit) of monomania over Israel.
writes an entire column about why Mamdani's views on Israel — including some from a decade ago! — outweigh every other issue.
they should invent an accusation that isn't a confession
writes an entire column about why Mamdani's views on Israel — including some from a decade ago! — outweigh every other issue.
they should invent an accusation that isn't a confession
October 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
accuses Mamdani (who has campaigned primarily on affordability, housing, and transit) of monomania over Israel.
writes an entire column about why Mamdani's views on Israel — including some from a decade ago! — outweigh every other issue.
they should invent an accusation that isn't a confession
writes an entire column about why Mamdani's views on Israel — including some from a decade ago! — outweigh every other issue.
they should invent an accusation that isn't a confession
you can't be mad at what young men say or do as teenagers (unless they were pro-Palestine in college)
October 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
you can't be mad at what young men say or do as teenagers (unless they were pro-Palestine in college)
this question about Curtis Sliwa is especially funny to me. Oh, Sliwa lost in 2021? that’s crazy dude, who lost in the primaries This Year?
October 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
this question about Curtis Sliwa is especially funny to me. Oh, Sliwa lost in 2021? that’s crazy dude, who lost in the primaries This Year?
your man has zero juice
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
your man has zero juice
I got targeted for a poll by (i assume) a pro-Cuomo group and these leading questions are ridiculous
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I got targeted for a poll by (i assume) a pro-Cuomo group and these leading questions are ridiculous
the Marinette was captured at sea after a full night of sailing alone
October 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
the Marinette was captured at sea after a full night of sailing alone
i would die for him though (multiple times after a 3 minute runback)
September 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i would die for him though (multiple times after a 3 minute runback)
this dress, specifically
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September 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
this dress, specifically
www.fashionbrandcompany.com/products/com...
www.fashionbrandcompany.com/products/com...
if you like your dick, you’ll be able to keep your dick
August 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
if you like your dick, you’ll be able to keep your dick
there's...always...next summer....
August 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
there's...always...next summer....
getting FFS was the best decision i’ve ever made
August 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
getting FFS was the best decision i’ve ever made
you can sum up half of legacy media’s issues like this:
August 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
you can sum up half of legacy media’s issues like this:
i’ve never encountered a better way to open a 700+ page novel than “picture a regular dude, like average, just a normal guy.”
August 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i’ve never encountered a better way to open a 700+ page novel than “picture a regular dude, like average, just a normal guy.”
getting the bills for Facial Feminization Surgery more than 2 months later and finding out they charged the insurance company 550 dollars to BREAK my NOSE
August 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
getting the bills for Facial Feminization Surgery more than 2 months later and finding out they charged the insurance company 550 dollars to BREAK my NOSE
they would organize big street carnivals/protests called ‘Escraches’ publicizing their names and crimes and home addresses with music and games and effigies. it ruled.
August 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
they would organize big street carnivals/protests called ‘Escraches’ publicizing their names and crimes and home addresses with music and games and effigies. it ruled.
not enough people are saying
July 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
not enough people are saying
front page of the NYTimes, the same week they ran a Bret Stephens op-ed titled “No, Israel Is Not Committing Genocide in Gaza” at the top of the Opinion section
July 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
front page of the NYTimes, the same week they ran a Bret Stephens op-ed titled “No, Israel Is Not Committing Genocide in Gaza” at the top of the Opinion section
till i see the ocean i said
July 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
till i see the ocean i said
i believe that would make him the mayor!
July 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
i believe that would make him the mayor!
listening to this on the subway… discovering things… will report back…
June 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
listening to this on the subway… discovering things… will report back…
16 days since FFS and
May 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
16 days since FFS and
bruising after ffs is funny because every day it gets better (lighter, smaller, more faded) and yet also worse (new colors you didn’t know the body could generate on its own)
May 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
bruising after ffs is funny because every day it gets better (lighter, smaller, more faded) and yet also worse (new colors you didn’t know the body could generate on its own)
left the house for the first time since surgery :)
May 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
left the house for the first time since surgery :)