Your selfishness has caused extreme negative impact on my mental health. You berate me like you can fix things if a certain amount of time has passed. I don’t want to be friends with you.

I would only eat junkfood as a kid n my dad just started having me be his special helper when he cooked and got interested in diff food (didnt eat it at first) then he had me help him plant a lil garden. I also didn’t eat the food at first but I suddenly thought cucumbers were the coolest thing ever

Thank you!

Oh god I forgot about shallow Hal that’s so good.

These Alt texts

Omg so I read the wikipeadia about coal fires and apparently there are hundreds and this one is like a baby compared to the others. In Australia there’s been one burning for 5000-6000 years. Which is natural but still boggles my mind.

Bring some water

Saved the best for last

Sounds like a good plan. Its fun seeing the figures your unboxing. You got any more?

My goal is ‘everyday I make my house cleaner rather than dirtier’ and I have this new routine where I just tidy a lil before bed now and it’s done a lot for my self esteem and I like feeling proud of myself before I go to sleep. Even the smallest amount of cleanings a win in my book. Let’s go Alex.

Blew my mind. It just had its 61 year anniversary!!

After sitting down and spending more than 3 minutes on bluesky I found out I’m not original or clever

*send skeet*