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Jim Thompson
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Co-owner: Netgate (TNSR, pfSense)
Tech: VPP, FreeBSD
Owner: BumpIT Offroad, TriMeki
Tech stack: LandCruisers, Miller Welders, CNC, SolidWorks
Love: my wife, our son

Pastimes: coffee, beer, wine, books, snowboarding, weightlifting

Long ago: Fringeware
This is literally the “Teenage Wasteland” referenced in the lyrics

The trash left behind at the Isle of Wight festival in 1969.

Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I want to add that I am *not* saying anything here. I think the whole thing is gross, awful and illegal, and those involved in these crimes should be brought to justice.

In nearly every case, 15 year-olds can’t consent (some state laws allow consent between two people very close in age).
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Yardley was born in April 2011.

web.archive.org/web/20180922...
Megyn Kelly Gives Birth to Baby Girl
The Fox News host welcomes Yardley Evans to her brood.
web.archive.org
November 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Megyn’s daughter, Yardley, was born in April 2011.

She’s 14. So Megyn saying Epstein was attracted to 15 year-olds should be a huge “nuke them from orbit” moment for everyone.

web.archive.org/web/20180922...
Megyn Kelly Gives Birth to Baby Girl
The Fox News host welcomes Yardley Evans to her brood.
web.archive.org
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Megyn Kelly has a 14 year-old daughter, Yardley (born 2011).

web.archive.org/web/20180922...
Megyn Kelly Gives Birth to Baby Girl
The Fox News host welcomes Yardley Evans to her brood.
web.archive.org
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Stop calling it AI.

It’s Uppity Autocorrect.
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Atrial fibrillation (AFib) affects the two upper chambers of the heart.

Ventricular fibrillation (VFib) affects the two lower chambers of the heart.

AFib might cause discomfort and increase your risk of stroke. VFib is more dangerous, as it leads to sudden cardiac death within minutes.
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The sun’s mass makes Jupiter look like 8-9 raisins next to a watermelon.

Jupiter’s mass is about 318 times that of Earth. The Sun's mass is about 330,000 times that of Earth.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
You wear a suit and tie in a coffin, right?
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Better than when I walked into a bar.

(That hurt.)
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
My alt account: Attila the Pun
a statue of a man with a mustache and a hat
ALT: a statue of a man with a mustache and a hat
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
A toast to the newlyweds.

They're the loaf of your life and your butter half.

Man—I'm really on a roll here! Even the cake is in tiers!
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I once bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I have no idea what he laced them with, but I was tripping for days.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Welcome to the zipper club.

I had a graft placed in my aorta Aug 2009 to “repair” an ascending aortic dissection. (No warning, no workup, just “we’ve cleared the surgeon’s calendar” and 11 hours of surgery.

See you on the other side.
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
He’s in politics. He’s surrounded by grift and groveling scum. Not the best of us could withstand decades of that.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I don’t give a gram about you selling drugs. I bet you guys tare it up.
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Don’t cultivate anything on your face that grows wild on your ass
November 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Because you were told to
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Penotomy
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
OK, but the earth has a planetary defense system for when the sun attacks and it’s art!
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM