golfmez.bsky.social
@golfmez.bsky.social
Morning commute in a Gundam. It takes the same time and you end up in traffic jams but you can fight the drivers you don't like
February 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If they want workers to return to the office they should allow smoking at your desk again
February 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Gen z is trying to cancel my reservation at Dorsia
February 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Reposted
got the guide; the collection grows

granted there’s not much more to get unless someone has secret demo cartridges for me but hey, i’m happy
January 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Two idiots
January 30, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Why would I quit smoking when I'm so good at it
January 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Willing to scroll through any americans tiktok feed and stream it to you $30/h. Prices may vary depending on brain rot level
January 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I pirate indie games when they're on sale so the devs don't lose so much money
January 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I wonder what farts in the 18th century smelled like
January 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ass eating artist, Edvard Butt Munch
January 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
smoking cigs and tanning my taint so i can have the saggiest balls on earth
January 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
horse that gets small injuries on purpose because it's addicted to ketamine
December 29, 2024 at 5:59 PM
im preparing for her comeback but i wonder how do i know if my kid is ready to watch the talk tuah podcast
December 23, 2024 at 9:25 PM
guy who watches joi's because he doesn't know how to
December 20, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Thought I hit the jackpot finding random pills in the waiting room at my neurologist but it was just laxatives
December 20, 2024 at 12:35 PM
guy who likes pissing so much he drinks before bed to get up at night and piss
December 17, 2024 at 7:56 AM
my pubes don't curl they look like a patch of tall grass in the wind
December 6, 2024 at 8:25 AM
that's right...i've been gangstalking you all along....
December 2, 2024 at 3:58 PM
are you an Uber? Cause I want to come inside and not talk
December 1, 2024 at 5:03 PM
extra spicy menstrual cup noodles
November 28, 2024 at 8:10 AM
My ideas for Path of Exile 2 mtx:
Kitava skibidi toilet pet
Hawk Thua apparition
Hawk Thua finisher
Family guy filter sound effects
Pack of cigarettes (20 uses)
Goon cave hideout
Just a chill guy armour
Short-form video portal effect (can be linked to your socials)

Let me know what you think! 😁
November 27, 2024 at 8:35 AM
doing modern meditation by watching short format videos until the bad thoughts go away
November 23, 2024 at 3:18 PM
her ass is not gaming
November 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
can i use retinol on my balls to make them less saggy Reddit
November 20, 2024 at 6:10 PM
I have not seen any shitposts here outside of off topic nation
November 20, 2024 at 12:44 PM