And “life sentences” aren’t quite the threat that they are when you’re younger…

I use the phrase, “I’m gonna need you to unpack that.” She knows that means I need her to recount the conversation that she just had in her head that led to whatever just came out of her mouth

Selling would actually make sense, if you hadn’t just told your entire workforce that they had to return to in-office full time.
I’m guessing a sale and lease back.

2/2
All they needed was a little push to not just say the quiet part out loud, but to scream it at the top of their lungs.

Man, I’m a Cowboys fan. Every offseason is a sick joke that is only funny if you hate the Cowboys. “Frustrating” is putting it mildly…

Might have to start calling him “Trump on Wheels”. Everything he’s pushing is in lockstep (or should I say “goosestep”) with the current administration.

You know how in Iron Man 3, when you find out the Mandarin is just an idiot they picked to be the public face of the Ten Rings? It’s like that. And he’s even orange.

Over on Twitter it’s already happening

Oh, you have a fat orange tabby, too? Mine is dumber than a hot dog.