I know these are automated but still THE FUCKING AUDACITY

so the new administration is abandoning vaccines in favor of mass outbreaks but also a measles booster is well over $100 without insurance but also the economy is collapsing onto itself so fuck knows how we’re gonna pay for it but it’s fine everything’s fine

every time my dog gets scared of thunder and lightening I turn on folklore and she’s cured within like two songs it’s so wild

checkout lady just tried to card me for cough syrup but I came with my dad and didn’t bring my purse so I was like it’s fine I’m 30 AND SHE LAUGHED AT ME????? she was like you’re not and I had to literally get my dad to come do it for me and I made him tell her the year I was born and she apologized

therapists must be making so much fucking money this week I had to schedule a session today and couldn’t even get on the phone it was too busy

I just realized no one here has had the pleasure of seeing my dog

and when I say this is her best remix then what

all this time I was wasting hoping you would come arouuuuund I’ve been giving out chances every time but all you do is let me downnnnn and it’s taken me this long baby but I figured you ouuuuuut thinking we’ll be fine again but not this time arouuuuuuund!!!!!!!

me on twitter vs blue sky

I never take selfies but featuring one of my favorite oomfs @renegayde13.bsky.social who I finally got to meet at the eras tour feels appropriate #blueskyselfienight

I need cowboy carter to get the respect it deserves. TTPD is an incredible album containing some of her best work, but cowboy carter was revolutionary and done so unbelievably well from track listing to aesthetic to sampling other songs like I need it to be recognized

the emily on twitter was a bitter little shitposter with too much time on her hands and that is still exactly who I am but on here I am also bluesky emily my glass is half full we are manifesting positive outcomes (such as the passing of an elderly orange goblin) no more doom just vibes

well shit what are y’all doin’