jess
@golddustmermaid.bsky.social
30-something • she/her • boy mom •
12 hour drive today, let’s gooooo.
May 21, 2025 at 10:58 AM
12 hour drive today, let’s gooooo.
There’s nothing worse than wanting to enjoy a cup of coffee only for it to taste like cigarettes. 😤
May 6, 2025 at 12:02 PM
There’s nothing worse than wanting to enjoy a cup of coffee only for it to taste like cigarettes. 😤
Giving the Canadian government my fingerprints today.
Can’t do hoodrat shit with my friends anymore. 🤪
Can’t do hoodrat shit with my friends anymore. 🤪
April 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Giving the Canadian government my fingerprints today.
Can’t do hoodrat shit with my friends anymore. 🤪
Can’t do hoodrat shit with my friends anymore. 🤪
I miss having a pet. Having a dog would totally cure me.
March 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I miss having a pet. Having a dog would totally cure me.
K just asked me if I had a mommy.
Anddd I’m going to go cry now.
Anddd I’m going to go cry now.
March 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
K just asked me if I had a mommy.
Anddd I’m going to go cry now.
Anddd I’m going to go cry now.
K drew this masterpiece this morning. 😂😭
January 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
K drew this masterpiece this morning. 😂😭
I really hate that Hello Fresh usually picks spinach as the green vegetable in meals. Give me some damn green beans or broccoli for once. 😩
January 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I really hate that Hello Fresh usually picks spinach as the green vegetable in meals. Give me some damn green beans or broccoli for once. 😩
Now that everyone in this house has fallen down the stairs due to snow or rain, I think we should get a ramp.
January 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Now that everyone in this house has fallen down the stairs due to snow or rain, I think we should get a ramp.
I really need to start using this more because I don’t want to be a on an app ran by a n*zi. 😩
January 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I really need to start using this more because I don’t want to be a on an app ran by a n*zi. 😩
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I hope it’s SHITTY in The White House or whatever Taylor said
January 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I hope it’s SHITTY in The White House or whatever Taylor said
I’ve only experienced one full month of a Canadian winter and I’m 1000000000% a summer girly now.
January 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’ve only experienced one full month of a Canadian winter and I’m 1000000000% a summer girly now.
Not the Canadian government making a mistake and wanting me to pay to fix their error. Lmfao
January 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Not the Canadian government making a mistake and wanting me to pay to fix their error. Lmfao
Taking K to see Santa this afternoon and I’m hoping we get a good picture. 😩
December 14, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Taking K to see Santa this afternoon and I’m hoping we get a good picture. 😩
K finally had his neurology appointment today. Good news, he doesn’t have to start steroids yet. Bad news, he has ADHD. 😂
December 11, 2024 at 7:13 PM
K finally had his neurology appointment today. Good news, he doesn’t have to start steroids yet. Bad news, he has ADHD. 😂
When K remembers places that we’ve gone to in Boston and asks if we’re going back to them in a few weeks. 🥹
December 7, 2024 at 11:49 PM
When K remembers places that we’ve gone to in Boston and asks if we’re going back to them in a few weeks. 🥹
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Time to find all my twitter friends lmao
September 19, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Time to find all my twitter friends lmao
Elon is really going to ruin the one app that brought me the best friends I’ve ever made. 😭
September 18, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Elon is really going to ruin the one app that brought me the best friends I’ve ever made. 😭
I really need to start using this more so.. hi. ◡̈
September 10, 2023 at 11:35 PM
I really need to start using this more so.. hi. ◡̈
Got this account just in case twitter(I refuse to call it anything else) implodes.
August 29, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Got this account just in case twitter(I refuse to call it anything else) implodes.