Caroline Goldsmith
@goldcaro.bsky.social
Book type. Kitchen and garden adventurer. Feminist, obviously. (UK)
Freelance publishing stuff: https://goldsmithpublishingconsultancy.com
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Freelance publishing stuff: https://goldsmithpublishingconsultancy.com
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In an interview with Sadiq Khan last month, I asked the London mayor why he thought that London - and him personally - had become such a target for Donald Trump and his supporters
"London is the antithesis of everything they stand for," he said.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/n...
"London is the antithesis of everything they stand for," he said.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/n...
London’s Mayor Says Mamdani’s Victory Mirrors His Own
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
In an interview with Sadiq Khan last month, I asked the London mayor why he thought that London - and him personally - had become such a target for Donald Trump and his supporters
"London is the antithesis of everything they stand for," he said.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/n...
"London is the antithesis of everything they stand for," he said.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/n...
So fucking sick of having to see him, hear him - I swear I can smell him somedays - of having to give my attention to a narcissistic rapist because half of America lost their fucking minds and said ‘hey, let’s do this again!’
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
So fucking sick of having to see him, hear him - I swear I can smell him somedays - of having to give my attention to a narcissistic rapist because half of America lost their fucking minds and said ‘hey, let’s do this again!’
I dunno. Not sure you can throw around the word ‘decaying’ when your country is visibly falling into abject and open corruption or the word ‘weak’ when your football friend had to create a fake prize to make you feel better about yourself…
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I dunno. Not sure you can throw around the word ‘decaying’ when your country is visibly falling into abject and open corruption or the word ‘weak’ when your football friend had to create a fake prize to make you feel better about yourself…
Me: You've got this. This list of stuff that needs to happen this week is entirely doable. You're FINE.
a woman in a blue shirt is typing on a computer keyboard
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is typing on a computer keyboard
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Me: You've got this. This list of stuff that needs to happen this week is entirely doable. You're FINE.
Delighted to say that Nick Ferrari has joined the fight to ensure women and girls are able to exist in a world without sexual violence being an everyday threat— oh no, wait. *checks notes* Only if the men aren't white. @lbc.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Delighted to say that Nick Ferrari has joined the fight to ensure women and girls are able to exist in a world without sexual violence being an everyday threat— oh no, wait. *checks notes* Only if the men aren't white. @lbc.co.uk
@lbc.co.uk I’m sure - because he’s such a careful journalist of great integrity that Nick will want to make a correction on this - because it *is* being reported by the BBC despite their ‘liberal agenda’ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Teen asylum seekers from Afghanistan sentenced for rape
A judge has lifted reporting restrictions on naming the attackers, Jan Jahanzeb and Israr Niaza.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
@lbc.co.uk I’m sure - because he’s such a careful journalist of great integrity that Nick will want to make a correction on this - because it *is* being reported by the BBC despite their ‘liberal agenda’ www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Back home after daughter duties. Spent a festive weekend watching the Sean Combs documentary. Firstly: men are garbage. Secondly: except 50 Cent, who is *such* a dedicated adversary that I want to be his friend.
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Back home after daughter duties. Spent a festive weekend watching the Sean Combs documentary. Firstly: men are garbage. Secondly: except 50 Cent, who is *such* a dedicated adversary that I want to be his friend.
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Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
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Day three of mum’s post-op care. It’s going well but morale amongst the care team (me, sister and her wife) is flagging. Dad just put the news on to watch the World Cup pick. Heard mere seconds of that orange fucker’s voice and had to go and stand outside the back door in the rain for a few seconds.
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Day three of mum’s post-op care. It’s going well but morale amongst the care team (me, sister and her wife) is flagging. Dad just put the news on to watch the World Cup pick. Heard mere seconds of that orange fucker’s voice and had to go and stand outside the back door in the rain for a few seconds.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
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I guarantee this is going to annoy a lot of purists but I just saw this on instagram and choked 💀
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I guarantee this is going to annoy a lot of purists but I just saw this on instagram and choked 💀
Oh hi. Are you looking for a wildly improbable and saccharine Christmas film with a cast that has zero chemistry and a script that makes you want to die? Operation Mistletoe, recently added to Netflix, is your winner. It’s golden.
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh hi. Are you looking for a wildly improbable and saccharine Christmas film with a cast that has zero chemistry and a script that makes you want to die? Operation Mistletoe, recently added to Netflix, is your winner. It’s golden.
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It’s been one of those days when I just thank everything that we have an NHS. And I truly don’t understand how you can walk into *any* NHS premises and then vote Reform.
December 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It’s been one of those days when I just thank everything that we have an NHS. And I truly don’t understand how you can walk into *any* NHS premises and then vote Reform.
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
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"I chose a crass serial rapist and adulterer, who calls women 'nasty' and 'piggy,' and took away by daughters' reproductive rights, over my daughters. So why are they displeased with me??? It must be all THEIR fault! I take no responsibility. NONE!"
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"I chose a crass serial rapist and adulterer, who calls women 'nasty' and 'piggy,' and took away by daughters' reproductive rights, over my daughters. So why are they displeased with me??? It must be all THEIR fault! I take no responsibility. NONE!"
Building their sad legacies around a dozing, dying, narcissistic sex offender like it’s the end of the world…
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Building their sad legacies around a dozing, dying, narcissistic sex offender like it’s the end of the world…
A reminder that Sabrina Carpenter is brilliant, her tunes are largely absolute bangers and she said Trans Rights with her whole voice at the MTV Awards whilst performing her best one.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A reminder that Sabrina Carpenter is brilliant, her tunes are largely absolute bangers and she said Trans Rights with her whole voice at the MTV Awards whilst performing her best one.
Guy earnestly handing out evangelist propaganda newspaper on the train. Took one look at me munching my cheese sandwich and reading @privateeyenews.bsky.social and moved on.
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Guy earnestly handing out evangelist propaganda newspaper on the train. Took one look at me munching my cheese sandwich and reading @privateeyenews.bsky.social and moved on.
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Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
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Reminder that Whamaggeddon is absolute loser behaviour. It's one of the best Christmas songs of all time; every penny ever made from it goes to Band Aid charities; it's George fucking Michael!
"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Reminder that Whamaggeddon is absolute loser behaviour. It's one of the best Christmas songs of all time; every penny ever made from it goes to Band Aid charities; it's George fucking Michael!
"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
"Ugh, I got Whamaggeddoned in Boots!"
"Pipe down"
In my head, Gullis had already defected to Reform but hey... what a coup, eh?
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
In my head, Gullis had already defected to Reform but hey... what a coup, eh?
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Oh why won’t he just die?
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oh why won’t he just die?