Goffles
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I love Quagsire and cats.
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Standard hetslop premise except SURPRISE, the fascist man is a whimpering pathetic wretch who's now getting forcefemmed by the lesbian protagonist
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Standard hetslop premise except SURPRISE, the fascist man is a whimpering pathetic wretch who's now getting forcefemmed by the lesbian protagonist
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I think it's more than a little fair for trans folks in the book community to be wary of readers who still love HP in 2025 and/or read HP-inspired romantasy novels.
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I think it's more than a little fair for trans folks in the book community to be wary of readers who still love HP in 2025 and/or read HP-inspired romantasy novels.
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Dismantle the BBC. Sell the offices and the equipment. End this blight upon the most vulnerable of us.
Switched on BBC News and they’re crowing about how their investigation has led to the govt banning asylum seekers from using taxis to go see a doctor. Sick country.
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Dismantle the BBC. Sell the offices and the equipment. End this blight upon the most vulnerable of us.
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Tifa Lockhart with more muscles comparison.
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Tifa Lockhart with more muscles comparison.
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Sam Altman should be stranded on an ice floe with a .38 and one bullet.
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Sam Altman should be stranded on an ice floe with a .38 and one bullet.
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
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kindly do not boost astroturfed MRA/father's rights homophobic campaigns, everyone
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
kindly do not boost astroturfed MRA/father's rights homophobic campaigns, everyone
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monica lewinsky is not a fucking fascist but we still think it's oh so funny to insult fascists by comparing them to her. naturally lower and more worthy of contempt than a fascist racist pedophile, such that it is an insult to the pedophile to compare him to her: a woman
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
monica lewinsky is not a fucking fascist but we still think it's oh so funny to insult fascists by comparing them to her. naturally lower and more worthy of contempt than a fascist racist pedophile, such that it is an insult to the pedophile to compare him to her: a woman
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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Witch Hat Atelier has a really good bit addressing these kinds of characters actually:
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Witch Hat Atelier has a really good bit addressing these kinds of characters actually:
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Hi! Gauntlette is posting again! If you're at all interested in superhero stuff, transfic, adorable gay girls, or (still impending) magic school stuff, please check out my story Gauntlette. It posting one chapter every two days. fluff4.me/work/QuietVa...
Gauntlette
This story has: A genderbent, trans protagonist with an attitude. Cute sapphic shenanigans. A pair of gesture-activated magic gauntlets. A magic school full of stuck-up rich people. Monsters who reall...
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November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hi! Gauntlette is posting again! If you're at all interested in superhero stuff, transfic, adorable gay girls, or (still impending) magic school stuff, please check out my story Gauntlette. It posting one chapter every two days. fluff4.me/work/QuietVa...
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
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everyone should have a black cat in their life. it's so great seeing just a vaguely cat-shaped hole in the universe jauntily trot across your living room squeaking for snacks
October 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
everyone should have a black cat in their life. it's so great seeing just a vaguely cat-shaped hole in the universe jauntily trot across your living room squeaking for snacks
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me: what if instead of collaborating with the isekai slavery system the hero killed all the slavers
manga artist: i see what you mean, and then the female slaves are so grateful they -
me: *solemnly loading the shinzo abe gun*
manga artist: i see what you mean, and then the female slaves are so grateful they -
me: *solemnly loading the shinzo abe gun*
November 2, 2024 at 5:14 PM
me: what if instead of collaborating with the isekai slavery system the hero killed all the slavers
manga artist: i see what you mean, and then the female slaves are so grateful they -
me: *solemnly loading the shinzo abe gun*
manga artist: i see what you mean, and then the female slaves are so grateful they -
me: *solemnly loading the shinzo abe gun*
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men: if you want a ‘traditional’ woman, do it yourself
smart tv decided to turn my cable box back on tuned to east coast early morning cable news and i am simply not allowed to say what i think should happen to “most men” on the internet
September 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
men: if you want a ‘traditional’ woman, do it yourself
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#transfiction Okay I've written enough that I'm confident saying it. New Digital Exodus stuff will be going up on my patreon and fluff4.me soon
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
#transfiction Okay I've written enough that I'm confident saying it. New Digital Exodus stuff will be going up on my patreon and fluff4.me soon