point pleasant gothman
@goffdaddy69.bsky.social
i invented fashion and look what youve done to it. disgusting . (he/him)
H from Steps can finally live in peace
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
H from Steps can finally live in peace
Took less than two weeks of living with my girlfriend for her to start calling me 'Da Toilet Clogga'
October 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Took less than two weeks of living with my girlfriend for her to start calling me 'Da Toilet Clogga'
guy who pronounces geobaskets like geoduck
August 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
guy who pronounces geobaskets like geoduck
heard the worlds poshest rugby lad say 'Henry, I'm gonna have a wrestling match with the fanny tonight, and my bed is the ring' earlier, England should be destroyed
June 1, 2025 at 12:32 AM
heard the worlds poshest rugby lad say 'Henry, I'm gonna have a wrestling match with the fanny tonight, and my bed is the ring' earlier, England should be destroyed
In a hotel that has what I can only describe as a 'cuck chaise lounge'
May 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
In a hotel that has what I can only describe as a 'cuck chaise lounge'
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*seeing a hot girl*
jock: wow her body is so sexy!
nerd: i bet her mind is epic!!
sean kingston: i think i'm really going to do it this time
jock: wow her body is so sexy!
nerd: i bet her mind is epic!!
sean kingston: i think i'm really going to do it this time
April 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
*seeing a hot girl*
jock: wow her body is so sexy!
nerd: i bet her mind is epic!!
sean kingston: i think i'm really going to do it this time
jock: wow her body is so sexy!
nerd: i bet her mind is epic!!
sean kingston: i think i'm really going to do it this time
yeah baby yeah!!!!
March 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
yeah baby yeah!!!!
met a VERY friendly cat who decided to hop on my knee next to stapleton road station
March 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
met a VERY friendly cat who decided to hop on my knee next to stapleton road station
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but doctor, i AM shaggy2dope
February 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
but doctor, i AM shaggy2dope
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 AM
COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN
Jesus gives his bravest soldiers the most diarrhoea
February 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Jesus gives his bravest soldiers the most diarrhoea
Felt somewhat inevitable that while spinning the 'wheel of infectious diseases' for the thousandth time in my life that it would eventually land on norovirus
February 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Felt somewhat inevitable that while spinning the 'wheel of infectious diseases' for the thousandth time in my life that it would eventually land on norovirus
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Customer: THIS IS MY NICK NAME. IM 6' AND 265 LBS. AND MY LAST NAME IS JOHNSON. SO EVERYBODY CALLS ME BIG JOHNSON
DMV: JOHNSON= D*CK
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: JOHNSON= D*CK
Verdict: DENIED
February 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Customer: THIS IS MY NICK NAME. IM 6' AND 265 LBS. AND MY LAST NAME IS JOHNSON. SO EVERYBODY CALLS ME BIG JOHNSON
DMV: JOHNSON= D*CK
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: JOHNSON= D*CK
Verdict: DENIED
things are popping off downstairs at work
February 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
things are popping off downstairs at work
Mr Beast is giving away the Mandate of Heaven to whoever can suck themselves off the most 'demurely', get stretching fellas!
February 3, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Mr Beast is giving away the Mandate of Heaven to whoever can suck themselves off the most 'demurely', get stretching fellas!
If I had the Mandate of Heaven I would simply choose not to lose it, personally
February 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If I had the Mandate of Heaven I would simply choose not to lose it, personally
Red sky at night, shagger's delight
Red sky in morning, shaggers warning
Red sky in morning, shaggers warning
February 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Red sky at night, shagger's delight
Red sky in morning, shaggers warning
Red sky in morning, shaggers warning
My housemates have a new bit where when I make my weekly Sunday bread they start chanting 'Ged Bread! Ged! Bread!' when I pull it out the oven
February 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My housemates have a new bit where when I make my weekly Sunday bread they start chanting 'Ged Bread! Ged! Bread!' when I pull it out the oven
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(Stepping on an upturned plug and the metal prongs penetrate into the bottom of my foot, but it immediately charges my brain and I quickly do the math problem 9+7) 🗣️ 17 .
January 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
(Stepping on an upturned plug and the metal prongs penetrate into the bottom of my foot, but it immediately charges my brain and I quickly do the math problem 9+7) 🗣️ 17 .
been diagnosed as a certified pimp (i just turned 30)
January 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
been diagnosed as a certified pimp (i just turned 30)
ah yes, it is not quite 3pm and I have already had to steer my finnish grandmother away from Race Chat
December 25, 2024 at 2:26 PM
ah yes, it is not quite 3pm and I have already had to steer my finnish grandmother away from Race Chat
Last night at the pub and 'aspiring stand up comedian' kept trying to flirt with me by telling me bits from their routine. We need to bring back public shaming
December 21, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Last night at the pub and 'aspiring stand up comedian' kept trying to flirt with me by telling me bits from their routine. We need to bring back public shaming
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her: so babe aren't you gonna tell me some cool facts about German tanks
Me, too sad about the robot dying in sonic adventure: I guess. The panzer III ausf F was armed with a 50mm cannon
her, encouraging: how did it perform against soviet armour?
me, sighing: underwhelmingly
Me, too sad about the robot dying in sonic adventure: I guess. The panzer III ausf F was armed with a 50mm cannon
her, encouraging: how did it perform against soviet armour?
me, sighing: underwhelmingly
December 20, 2024 at 7:41 AM
her: so babe aren't you gonna tell me some cool facts about German tanks
Me, too sad about the robot dying in sonic adventure: I guess. The panzer III ausf F was armed with a 50mm cannon
her, encouraging: how did it perform against soviet armour?
me, sighing: underwhelmingly
Me, too sad about the robot dying in sonic adventure: I guess. The panzer III ausf F was armed with a 50mm cannon
her, encouraging: how did it perform against soviet armour?
me, sighing: underwhelmingly