Godless Gardener
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A book for MAGA
May 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
A book for MAGA
Rules for me and not for thee.
May 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Rules for me and not for thee.
“You oughta know” better!
May 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“You oughta know” better!
Step 1: Create Monster
Step 2: Become Shocked When The Monster Attacks You.
Step 2: Become Shocked When The Monster Attacks You.
May 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Step 1: Create Monster
Step 2: Become Shocked When The Monster Attacks You.
Step 2: Become Shocked When The Monster Attacks You.
Has anyone noticed that despite Trump’s “OLD AGE”, his “CHILDISH STUPIDITY” hasn’t faded at all?
So weird that the rapist in chief, no longer finds Taylor Swift attractive, now that she’s 35.
So weird that the rapist in chief, no longer finds Taylor Swift attractive, now that she’s 35.
May 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Has anyone noticed that despite Trump’s “OLD AGE”, his “CHILDISH STUPIDITY” hasn’t faded at all?
So weird that the rapist in chief, no longer finds Taylor Swift attractive, now that she’s 35.
So weird that the rapist in chief, no longer finds Taylor Swift attractive, now that she’s 35.
A hypocrite tweet for every occasion
May 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A hypocrite tweet for every occasion
The only way to get loyalty from Trump, is through lots of money and endless ego stroking praise
May 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The only way to get loyalty from Trump, is through lots of money and endless ego stroking praise
Which ones can’t you see?
May 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Which ones can’t you see?
As anticipated… We need China, more than China needs us
May 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
As anticipated… We need China, more than China needs us
For those who thought it was a “divine intervention”
May 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
For those who thought it was a “divine intervention”
How it started versus how it’s going
May 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
How it started versus how it’s going
I will never understand why people who consider themselves to be alpha want to be represented by this whiny, diaper baby
May 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I will never understand why people who consider themselves to be alpha want to be represented by this whiny, diaper baby
A tweet for every occasion
May 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
A tweet for every occasion
MAGA: Why do you think we’re stupid?
Also MAGA.
Also MAGA.
May 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
MAGA: Why do you think we’re stupid?
Also MAGA.
Also MAGA.
With conservatives, every accusation is a confession. “Why do they have to do the thing that we always do??”
May 6, 2025 at 3:41 PM
With conservatives, every accusation is a confession. “Why do they have to do the thing that we always do??”
Slugs for Salt!
Mice for Mousetraps!
Vampires for Sunshine!
Mice for Mousetraps!
Vampires for Sunshine!
May 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Slugs for Salt!
Mice for Mousetraps!
Vampires for Sunshine!
Mice for Mousetraps!
Vampires for Sunshine!
They just can’t seem to figure out why we call them racist.
May 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
They just can’t seem to figure out why we call them racist.
Hey Poor White People, you’re now considered DEI.
Enjoy your raw sewage .
Enjoy your raw sewage .
May 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hey Poor White People, you’re now considered DEI.
Enjoy your raw sewage .
Enjoy your raw sewage .
I hate this timeline
May 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I hate this timeline
From the party of “free speech”
May 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
From the party of “free speech”
Literally like this
May 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Literally like this
Glad I’m vaccinated, since this is in my area now
April 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Glad I’m vaccinated, since this is in my area now
This certainly was prophetic
April 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This certainly was prophetic