im allergic to dick that's why i carry an epipen to the gloryhole

ty mr paraphraser <3

like middle school maybe, not college

holy shit I just remembered I was in a robotics club as a student

bug? no no that's a that's a scripted event. you might wanna figure out what sort of malign influence is compelling your newborns to commit heresy or youre gonna have to build some new temples.

probably also do a load of normal laundry while I'm at it.

yes the bangs cover your eyes this way, but trust us it's fashion

monobob is a woman's hairstyle that's similar to a french bob but has the same length for all of the hair.

but that's just where im at

it gets so annoying past shoulders, I been trying to grow mine out longer and I am ready to give up, i keep leaning on it.

my inner monologue at the electrologist's: aw fuck I fell asleep again and missed half the podcast
(i have a very weird relationship with pain.)

my electrologist's inner monologue that sometimes isn't internal: "come here you little fucker, im gonna murder you! haha, gotcha little bitch!"

love her

omg that's why the shitty ai voice is everywhere

oh hundred percent, eating apples like a horse is so much.

i slice them up into skinny slices and it tricks my brain into thinking it's less because the bites are tiny.

kind of different in that the first two are meant to be slaves and the third is an art piece meant to demonstrate the cruelty of work.

some people fantasize about being cooked alive. you're just facilitating that dream.

reverse release order, yeahhhh