tfw she reaches for the nutmeg

I don’t understand, is this not an acceptable way to cook tater tots?

I just found out I’ve been calling someone named Clifford “Curtis” for at least two years now 🫠 how’s your day going

I’m about done with sweaty girl summer but sweaty girl summer ain’t done with me

Shout out to all the little birdies living off of discarded parking lot sandwich crusts at the gas station

love is rickrolling your husband at 10:19 on a Sunday morning

At the dr just now the nurse asked if I’ve felt down, depressed, or hopeless over the last two weeks and y’all I can’t imagine anyone answering “no” right now

Once again noticing the strand of cobweb that stretches across the kitchen ceiling and once again admiring someone’s beautiful hard work 🕷️

Shout out to everyone wondering if the tightness in their chest right now is a heart attack or simply the suffocating weight of existential dread

Good morning from me and my staghorn fern, Julia

My significant other went to a chain establishment today whilst on a break from work, and was told “sorry, we don’t take cash.” We are in the Kansas City area. Is this commonplace out there in the wild?

Literally what is happening

Richmond Park

“Hello, I’ve been dreaming of you,” she said.

Found a South American Common Toad during a night hike in the rainforest. Got dorsal shots to help with an ID and noticed amazing light absorbing spots on its back. Walked around front and the toad had smooshed down flat. OK buddy, you're a leaf. I don't see you.
(Rhinella margaritifera) Ecuador

I dreamed that someone made a realistic origami moth out of tattered paper and it had little intentional holes in its wings.

The coolest thing that happened at work this week