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Brit trans lesbian, ADHD (the real version, not the meme version), accidentally poly, living between UK and Portugal. Sister of Dorley. Biologically female.

A thousand people I could be for you, and you hate the fucking lot.
Swan on River Stort. iPhone 16 pro, pro raw, Adobe Lightroom
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I have a suggestion.
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Fuck me! Where did these 38D placebos come from? The fricking tit fairy?
November 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The “what have we learned about washing our lisdexamphetamine down with coffee? Oh? Nothing?” Selfie.
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m 52 but pretty flexible in a non hypermobile way. I can’t touch my toes. This was me on Saturday.
October 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Amphetamine is clearly known as “speed” because of how quickly it puts you to sleep. Obviously.
October 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Overlapped the dex by a bit to avoid inadvertently rebounding in public. Got visual timers and everything! If I let that get below 15 minutes I’m kinda playing Measy Chicken.
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
With thanks to @sparky373.bsky.social
October 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Welcome to Biscay. This is a water ride. You may get wet.
September 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Oh go on then.
September 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
You may very well say that. I couldn’t possibly comment.
September 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I mean, you say that …
September 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Where the hell is Apple getting the idea that 101/72 is “elevated blood pressure” from? Elevates compared to what? Charlie Kirk’s?
September 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
September 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Apple Health: “Avoid stimulants before measuring blood pressure as they can raise it!”
Me: 45 minutes after taking enough lisdexamphetamine to fuel an entire army:
September 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Arrows are trans now.

This roundabout is trans.

And a school shooter.

This is, we are told, grown up politics.

I don’t make the rules.
September 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM
You’re very mistaken. Oh look. My IP just changed.
September 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Elvanse slowly bringing my dopamine and noradrenaline levels up and I’m simply not prepared to abuse adrenaline to survive airports any more.
September 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Might have mistimed the ADHD meds booster a bit, lads.
Oops
September 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Might have overdone it with the third espresso.
September 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
On the left: dexamphetamine, 10 miligrams.

On the right: dexamphetamine, 20 milligrams.

Fickle medication.
August 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“Men who identify as women”

Or as shop assistants seem to call me, “miss”, or “madam”.

I mean, Fucksake. Just be normal?
August 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Yeah, they’re REALLY not gonna like how I do it on amphetamine then. 😂
August 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Love it so much
August 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I no longer do, but mostly because for most of my waking hours if I drink coffee, this happens.
August 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM