Goatnapper
@goatnapper.bsky.social
A goblin that specializes in goat theft.
ITS A VERY GOOD IDEA TO LEAVE A SINKING SHIP GI
June 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
ITS A VERY GOOD IDEA TO LEAVE A SINKING SHIP GI
GI YOUR GOVERNMENT LIES TO YOU
June 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
GI YOUR GOVERNMENT LIES TO YOU
i have both. knobs are nice cuz cats, dogs, and babies can’t open em easily
March 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i have both. knobs are nice cuz cats, dogs, and babies can’t open em easily
TIL Musk and Grimes have a kid named “Techno Mechanicus”
February 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
TIL Musk and Grimes have a kid named “Techno Mechanicus”
avg liberal vote shaming because their fascist-lite party will always get stomped by actual fascists
February 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
avg liberal vote shaming because their fascist-lite party will always get stomped by actual fascists
February 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The ADL are dumb fucks and #jonathangreenblatt is a singularly evil individual.
January 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The ADL are dumb fucks and #jonathangreenblatt is a singularly evil individual.
the don’t be a pussy party just declared everyone to be a woman.
January 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
the don’t be a pussy party just declared everyone to be a woman.
the guitarist calling his band “the exploding hearts” is somehow even worse than jon king calling his band “gang of four”
December 16, 2024 at 4:45 PM
the guitarist calling his band “the exploding hearts” is somehow even worse than jon king calling his band “gang of four”
i nabbed this one. thanks!
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 PM
i nabbed this one. thanks!
permanently brain-broken
December 11, 2024 at 8:47 PM
permanently brain-broken
delighted to see one of the podjohns eject himself from bluesky meanwhile chris hayes is responding to juniper
December 7, 2024 at 10:18 PM
delighted to see one of the podjohns eject himself from bluesky meanwhile chris hayes is responding to juniper
dear wizards,
please don’t release anymore planechase cards.
sincerely,
my box
please don’t release anymore planechase cards.
sincerely,
my box
December 6, 2024 at 4:59 PM
dear wizards,
please don’t release anymore planechase cards.
sincerely,
my box
please don’t release anymore planechase cards.
sincerely,
my box
The energy I’m bringing into 2025
November 26, 2024 at 9:45 PM
The energy I’m bringing into 2025
November 25, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Not enough recognition of the struggles of the tall.
November 23, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Not enough recognition of the struggles of the tall.