goatfood
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goatfood
@goatfood.bsky.social
how now brown cow
actually some of us would prefer a belly itcher
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
what
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i am NOT feeling like a “freak on a leash” i am feeling COMPLETELY NORMAL!!!!!
July 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
June 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
strawberries off to a great start this year 🌱
June 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
pleated condom for formal occasions
June 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
me reaping: haha fuck yeah!!!yes!! 🌱
June 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
chillin with my tractor just playing catch :)
May 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Reposted by goatfood
2/2 Men with measuring tools gather with awe around most interesting part of beached sperm whale, 1617. It really is remarkably long, they are thinking.
May 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
are we to believe you could actually defeat a rock by covering it with a piece of paper
March 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
my dream is to be compacted into a tiny cube
March 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
this is literally just a glove dispenser but it looks like the hardest post punk album of 2025
February 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
hey @jessefarrar.com if dewalt tools are so great can you explain to me why tf my chopsaw does this
February 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
tried out new bidet without waiting for water to warm up, emitted hank hill style “BWAaHh”
December 26, 2024 at 7:43 PM
trouble brewing
December 20, 2024 at 3:33 PM
i have listened to so many podcasts that i can see through the bull shit of society
December 16, 2024 at 8:12 PM
im runnin aroun butt ass neked
December 11, 2024 at 5:58 PM
daily affirmation
December 9, 2024 at 3:48 PM
i am going to become antifa but for christmas
November 17, 2024 at 2:40 AM
asking on nextdoor if anyone has a cigarette
August 31, 2024 at 3:13 AM
its shishito season 🌱
August 6, 2024 at 12:30 AM
garlic harvest. i bought 2 pounds of garlic seeds in 2022, and it was the last garlic i ever needed to buy. now i have exponentially more every year 🌱
August 3, 2024 at 4:57 PM
forget MS Office… this is the only “power point” I care about!
July 7, 2024 at 1:12 AM
today my partner identified a poisonous weed that causes psychosis growing in the garden and I had nibbled on some a week ago lol. it looked yummy
July 1, 2024 at 2:12 AM
the masculine urge to fix something 70% of the way
June 30, 2024 at 5:09 AM