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goaskascientist.bsky.social
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@goaskascientist.bsky.social
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Meteorologist, prof of Sky Stuff, severe weather researcher, planetarium director, photographer, nerd, cynic, NY transplant, dog person. Very fond of puns & dinosaurs. 🌪
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That time of year again.
Four-panel vertical image . Top panel is a seagull looking calm . Second image is a seagull with its neck extended with its beak slightly open . Third panel is of the seagull with its head thrown way back with the words " THE LEGEND LIVES ON FROM THE CHIPPEWA ON DOWN . " Fourth , bottom panel features a red filter over the seagull belting out a cry with larger font that reads " OF THE BIG LAKE THEY CALL GITCHE GUMEE " below it . The gull's eye has a laser superimposed over it .
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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A timeline like no other 🤣

(Hope everyone is safe!)
Screen grab of current Bluesky timeline. Top panel features a skeet that reads " Luckily, our back door faces a small wood, and I mostly hid behind the door. But somehow my husband missed the whole thing — he was in the other bathroom at the time. " The bottom image features a skeet of a picture of a man on a toilet with headline " Powerful bidet blasts hole clean through man . "
October 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Once again, we've been Gailed.
A black and white dog in two panels . in top panel, the dog is looking at a computer monitor with the words " what a lovely day on the inter- " In the second panel, the dog is looking at the camera with the words " Good lord " above the monitor. That dog has seen some things.
September 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Thanks; I understood the directions, but what I'm saying is that I cannot put "google.com" in for the shortcut...It does not let me do that.

That said, I *did* try it with "www.google.com" and it does seem like it worked. So, here's hoping, and thanks for posting the video!
Screen grab of the settings window for Google Chrome, showing that the link "google.com" is not valid for "Shortcut".
September 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Ahhhh, it's that time of year again. Time to deliver my meme-filled lecture on responsible presentation design and content.

This one's is a personal favorite of mine:
A still image of Liam Neeson holding a cellphone to his ear, looking concerned / serious . Above him are the words " I WILL FIND YOU " and below him are the words " AND MAKE YOU CITE YOUR SOURCES " . This is a play on the scene from the movie " Taken " in which he says to someone on the end of the phone: " I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you. " Cite your sources, kids. Cite 'em.
September 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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You'd be surprised how many people / dinosaurs can fit in a single automobile.
Picture of a modern Stone Age family and friends in a Stone Age car - replete with a purple dinosaur with his head poking up through a hole in the tarp that serves as the car's roof .
September 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Gosh, I enjoy looking at various satellite products, especially for distinguishing clouds at night. You can find out more about this product (Night Microphysics) here: www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/sector_...
September 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Went to the Renaissance Festival today. Yea, verily.
A picture taken at the MN Renaissance Festival in Chaska, MN . The picture shows a store front with the name "Junque in thy trunk" .
September 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Rumor has it she was singing "My Way" to flag him down, too.
Screen capture of Cecily Strong as Jeanine Pirro on Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update." She is standing in a giant glass container (meant to simulate a giant box of wine) that has the words "Award Winning Boxed Wine Premium Quality" and the name of the wine is "White Girl Wasted." Cecily is also holding a giant straw for effect. Behind her are Colin Jost and Michael Che, sitting at the anchor desk and smiling at Cecily's song, which is "My Way".
August 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Now the WPC is screen-size shaming me for trying to visit their Probabilistic Precipitation Portal while I'm literally on my laptop? Damn, that's cold. 😏
Screen grab of the message I receive when I try to access the Weather Prediction Center's Probabilistic Precipitation Portal website. The message reads " This page is not yet optimized for smaller screens. Please visit on a larger screen for the best experience. "
August 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I am envisioning this meme with a mother and offspring kidney, with "mines" instead of "crab rangoon" and I cannot stop laughing. 😅👍

(It's been a very long day.)
A three-panel meme featuring, in the top panel, a mother cheetah and her cub . The cub has words over its head which read " Mother I wish for crab rangoon . " Below that is a panel that is zoomed in on the cub, with the word " MOTHER " as if the cub is speaking loudly to speak to the mother cheetah . In the final panel, the camera is zoomed in very close on the cub's face with the words " THE RANGOON, MOTHER " . The cub deserves all the crab rangoon.
August 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Got one for that, too...though admittedly it's a little more esoteric. 😅
Picture of a fluffy tan and white dog on the back of a couch. The picture has been superimposed onto a motivational-style poster that reads: "Perseverance: Never is just "reven" spelledd backwards."
August 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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I will admit to chuckling when combining the pic with one of my favorite Demotivators. 🤭
A picture of a dog on a couch that's been superimposed on a Demotivator poster that reads: "Perseverance: If you try hard enough, you can pretty much wreck anything."
August 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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I dunno...Friday for us has "May produce heavy rainfall" and they mentioned that specifically on the radio, too. Maybe this is a new thing - directive from on-high or somethin'?
Forecast for next 7 days for St Cloud, MN. Most say highs in high 70s/low 80s, lows in 60s . However, beginning on Thursday, there is a chance of thunderstorms . By Friday, the forecast includes "some of the storms could produce heavy rainfall."
August 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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And here's Part II
August 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I posted these earlier this summer, but Jon Stewart / The Daily Show really did summarize these goings on quite well (I had to split the movie into two parts - here's Part I).
August 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Reminds me of one of my favorite comics (done by someone with the name Jubidoobydoo) of all time; it will never not be hilarious to me:
A five-panel comic featuring artwork by an artist with the username of Jubidoobydoo . In the forefront of the first two panels, a moose grazes on grass, its nose out of frame and its eyes closed . In the background of the panels, there is a figure that looks like a parachuter . In the third panel, the moose looks toward the figure attached to a parachuter . In the fourth panel, we see that the parachuter is a wolf in a harness , looking at the moose. The final panel features a close-up on the wolf, still in the parachute harness , but it is holding a large knife in one of its paws , as if to threaten the moose. (This comic was done in response to the story that, several years ago, wildlife experts airdropped wolves onto an island in Lake Superior to control the moose populations.)
August 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Psst: Your local @nws.noaa.gov office puts together a daily "Weather Story" to give you a concise look at what to expect in your area? It's true! For example, the Chanhassen, MN office has this up for today's risk for excessive heat & severe storm potential www.weather.gov/mpx/weathers...
A Weather Story infographic for 8 August 2025 from the Chanhassen, MN office of the National Weather Service. The image featured on it shows much of central and southern Minnesota colored in in shades of orange and red, indicating that there is a risk for high heat index values over the region today. To the left of the image is the following text: Key Messages Heat indices climb into the mid 90s to low 100s this afternoon. A Heat Advisory is in effect this afternoon and evening for south central Minnesota. Cloud cover from morning storms across northern Minnesota will keep things a bit cooler further north. The timestamp on the image is 6:44 AM CDT on 8 August 2025. A Weather Story infographic for 8 August 2025 from the Chanhassen, MN office of the National Weather Service. The image featured on it shows much of central and southern Minnesota colored in with yellow and two shades of green, indicating that there is a slight (yellow) risk for severe storms over much of the state and the eastern parts of South and North Dakota. The southeast corner region of MN is shaded in in a darker green (suggesting a marginal risk for severe weather), and the extreme southeast corner is chaded in with a ligth green (suggesting a risk of thunderstorms). To the left of the image is the following text: Key Messages Storms will develop ahead of a cold front acrodd the Dakotas and western Minnesota by this evening. There is some uncertainty in the overall coverage of the storms. Storms will continue overnight and into early Saturday morning for eastern Minnesota and western Wisconsin. Severe threats Large hail - Large hail possible mainly in western MN with hail noth less likely and smaller further east Damaging winds - Gusty winds up to 70 miles per hour possible. The timestamp on the image is 6:44 AM CDT on 8 August 2025
August 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Here, I'm gonna put this here not because it is reminiscent of Jar Jar, but because someone needs to have some fun Photoshopping whoever's face on the dude standing next to the Neverending Story Racing Snail.
Still from the movie " The Neverending Story " which features a man in a suit and top hat standing next to his racing snail and holding the snail's head.
August 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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August 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I would set up a table and straddle the Cheese, Salad, Baguette, and Water/Fizzy water rooms, Four Corners-style.

(I made the last one up, obviously, but that combo would be my nirvana.)
A child lies on the ground flat on his back with arms and legs each occupying a quadrant of a circle that appears on the Four Corners region of the United States. Instead of state names , however , the words " Cheese " "Fizzy Water " " Salad " and " Baguettes " have been expertly written in using MS Word .
August 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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😩 Please, make it stop.
August 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Agus, what the f#ck was THAT movie.
Not only that, but someone actually brought their REAL, LIVE INFANT to the theater - and it cried whenever the movie got loud...which was a LOT.

I'm glad it was only $6 to be that annoyed, goddamn.
Cartoon of a woman seemingly yeeting her baby far, far away from her.
July 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I worked; thanks for teachin' this old dog a new trick!!! 🙂👍
July 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM