The Biggest of Fuzzes ™
@go4bigfuzz.bsky.social
The truth is always in place, it's right in front of your face, the mighty jackalope.
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I believe in a strong work/life balance:
Don't be an idiot at work
Don't be an idiot in life.
Perfect balance.
Don't be an idiot at work
Don't be an idiot in life.
Perfect balance.
Dogmatists: "GOD IS GOOD! GOD IS GREAT! GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN!"
Me: *fixing my wife's discontinued car that she loves an irrational amount to make her happy and maybe save some money*
"God": "Hey... Watch this." - *gust of wind yeets my entire carport into the woods*
Me: *fixing my wife's discontinued car that she loves an irrational amount to make her happy and maybe save some money*
"God": "Hey... Watch this." - *gust of wind yeets my entire carport into the woods*
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Dogmatists: "GOD IS GOOD! GOD IS GREAT! GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN!"
Me: *fixing my wife's discontinued car that she loves an irrational amount to make her happy and maybe save some money*
"God": "Hey... Watch this." - *gust of wind yeets my entire carport into the woods*
Me: *fixing my wife's discontinued car that she loves an irrational amount to make her happy and maybe save some money*
"God": "Hey... Watch this." - *gust of wind yeets my entire carport into the woods*
I wish Charlie lived just long enough to learn that Donnie probably blew Bill and that Vlad might have pictures.
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I wish Charlie lived just long enough to learn that Donnie probably blew Bill and that Vlad might have pictures.
The wildest thing about this is that he and his daughters can still be victims (his daughters definitely are), and his wife can be a monster even though he and his wife were the same type of opportunist, dog-shit people.
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The wildest thing about this is that he and his daughters can still be victims (his daughters definitely are), and his wife can be a monster even though he and his wife were the same type of opportunist, dog-shit people.
Mercedes is so god damned boring I just found myself watching an Instagram reel from "Showgirls" during that match...
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
October 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Mercedes is so god damned boring I just found myself watching an Instagram reel from "Showgirls" during that match...
#aewdynamite
#aewdynamite
If you really want to fix the country just put a bunch of unmedicated ADHDers in charge.
Thay level of pattern recognition + hyper focus will have 75% of the problems solved before 6AM on the 4th day.
Thay level of pattern recognition + hyper focus will have 75% of the problems solved before 6AM on the 4th day.
October 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you really want to fix the country just put a bunch of unmedicated ADHDers in charge.
Thay level of pattern recognition + hyper focus will have 75% of the problems solved before 6AM on the 4th day.
Thay level of pattern recognition + hyper focus will have 75% of the problems solved before 6AM on the 4th day.
The killing of Charlie Kirk is to MAGA Republicans what the attack on the twin towers was to Bush Republicans: a green light to fast track their plans.
I'm not suggesting they're of the same magnitude, but they are the same tool.
They're ECSTATIC a high-profile name on their team was murdered.
I'm not suggesting they're of the same magnitude, but they are the same tool.
They're ECSTATIC a high-profile name on their team was murdered.
September 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The killing of Charlie Kirk is to MAGA Republicans what the attack on the twin towers was to Bush Republicans: a green light to fast track their plans.
I'm not suggesting they're of the same magnitude, but they are the same tool.
They're ECSTATIC a high-profile name on their team was murdered.
I'm not suggesting they're of the same magnitude, but they are the same tool.
They're ECSTATIC a high-profile name on their team was murdered.
My teacher wife just said "I don't want to work in a school anymore..." and I need every single one of you to understand that's part of the plan.
September 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My teacher wife just said "I don't want to work in a school anymore..." and I need every single one of you to understand that's part of the plan.
Every time I hear about a modern country artist it's against my own will.
September 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Every time I hear about a modern country artist it's against my own will.
At this point I'm basically just using this app as a journaling mechanism because this shit keeps happening.
Fully convinced plausible deniability of photographic and video evidence is the number 2 reason these freaks are going so hard in the paint for generative AI.
What you can actually generate isn't the scary part. What crimes they'll be able to deny is.
What you can actually generate isn't the scary part. What crimes they'll be able to deny is.
September 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
At this point I'm basically just using this app as a journaling mechanism because this shit keeps happening.
Real estate developers are so afraid of having to offer affordable housing that they're trying to stack the deck in favor of a sexual predator.
September 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Real estate developers are so afraid of having to offer affordable housing that they're trying to stack the deck in favor of a sexual predator.
Behold the glory of the Three Bean Salad™
September 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Behold the glory of the Three Bean Salad™
Excel is a nightmare.
September 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Excel is a nightmare.
I was just thinking about the fact that Al and Peg Bundy were able to afford a house and two kids on one and a half retail salaries and it required zero suspension of disbelief.
September 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I was just thinking about the fact that Al and Peg Bundy were able to afford a house and two kids on one and a half retail salaries and it required zero suspension of disbelief.
To the 3 people who just got multiple notifications containing the exact same text: I'm sorry. I promise I'm not a boomer.
August 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
To the 3 people who just got multiple notifications containing the exact same text: I'm sorry. I promise I'm not a boomer.
I still believe Mitt's a leviathan to Trump's monster. He just never got the opportunity. He's also more polished & actually presents himself as a family man, so it's well hidden.
That's said: this is more evidence people in high-level politics aren't necessarily more, or even generally intelligent
That's said: this is more evidence people in high-level politics aren't necessarily more, or even generally intelligent
If you had told me in 2012 that Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign manager would be posting like this 13 years later i would not have believed you
August 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I still believe Mitt's a leviathan to Trump's monster. He just never got the opportunity. He's also more polished & actually presents himself as a family man, so it's well hidden.
That's said: this is more evidence people in high-level politics aren't necessarily more, or even generally intelligent
That's said: this is more evidence people in high-level politics aren't necessarily more, or even generally intelligent
Using RFK Jr.'s addiction as some kind of gotcha is gross because even if you consider addiction to be some kind of moral failure, which it's not, it's still the least horrendous thing about him.
August 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Using RFK Jr.'s addiction as some kind of gotcha is gross because even if you consider addiction to be some kind of moral failure, which it's not, it's still the least horrendous thing about him.
The Cracker Barrel logo debacle is the exact reason none of us should be relying on the stock market for our retirement.
August 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Cracker Barrel logo debacle is the exact reason none of us should be relying on the stock market for our retirement.
All billionaires are bad. Yes. Even Taylor Swift.
August 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
All billionaires are bad. Yes. Even Taylor Swift.
Anyone who says that has no clue how important art has been to literally every movement on the planet.
They probably also gave a latte for a profile picture, "namaste" or "old soul" in their bio, and drove their range rover to yoga on Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday mornings, but I digress...
They probably also gave a latte for a profile picture, "namaste" or "old soul" in their bio, and drove their range rover to yoga on Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday mornings, but I digress...
If you tell me I should show no interest in art because of the fascism in our world, I am going to curtly let you know that (1) the fascism has always been here for me and mine and (2) people being interested in art is what is currently keeping me alive.
August 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Anyone who says that has no clue how important art has been to literally every movement on the planet.
They probably also gave a latte for a profile picture, "namaste" or "old soul" in their bio, and drove their range rover to yoga on Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday mornings, but I digress...
They probably also gave a latte for a profile picture, "namaste" or "old soul" in their bio, and drove their range rover to yoga on Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday mornings, but I digress...
Guys, Democrats are progressives now, in case you weren't aware.
I know I sure as fuck wasn't.
I know I sure as fuck wasn't.
Democrats lost in no small part by being patronizing and insulting to pretty much everyone who is not a progressive. The fact that this question is being asked means that we learned nothing and we are headed for the same disaster again.
We deserve Trump.
We deserve Trump.
Hypothetically. If complimenting trump meant that there would definitely be 2026 elections and the Dems would sweep Congress in a landslide , would you compliment Trump ?
Or, Is is that thought so abhorrent, you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Even at the expense of staying the minority?
Or, Is is that thought so abhorrent, you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Even at the expense of staying the minority?
August 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Guys, Democrats are progressives now, in case you weren't aware.
I know I sure as fuck wasn't.
I know I sure as fuck wasn't.
Imagine being so bad at everything that you can't even coordinate a believable fake timeline of events between yourself and another person when you're likely only one of two people involved?
Taco has just stated he will put sanctions on Russia in 2 weeks.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
August 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Imagine being so bad at everything that you can't even coordinate a believable fake timeline of events between yourself and another person when you're likely only one of two people involved?