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They’re selling mogwai at Jewel-Osco
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
They’re selling mogwai at Jewel-Osco
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Hate it when I'm sidling a narrow ledge and a few stones break away indicating just how far the plunge is
June 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Hate it when I'm sidling a narrow ledge and a few stones break away indicating just how far the plunge is
[ROOMMATE CASTS 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙂𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏]
September 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
[ROOMMATE CASTS 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙂𝙂𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙊𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙏]
This man was summoned by whispers to the dark mountain for an AMAZING reason
September 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This man was summoned by whispers to the dark mountain for an AMAZING reason
You arrive at a door with two guards. One tells only the truth, the other will tell you about this cool thing you can do at a soda fountain called a “suicide” where you put a little bit of every soda in one cup
September 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You arrive at a door with two guards. One tells only the truth, the other will tell you about this cool thing you can do at a soda fountain called a “suicide” where you put a little bit of every soda in one cup
This just in: it’s Friday
November 15, 2024 at 10:02 PM
This just in: it’s Friday
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The gnomes are once again demanding that I stop pooping on their little mushroom houses
July 9, 2023 at 2:52 PM
The gnomes are once again demanding that I stop pooping on their little mushroom houses
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The anti-crows perch on the undersides of branches, their plumage a blinding white, silently forgetting how to construct tools.
July 7, 2023 at 8:56 PM
The anti-crows perch on the undersides of branches, their plumage a blinding white, silently forgetting how to construct tools.
I am handsome and deserve treats
July 6, 2023 at 5:48 PM
I am handsome and deserve treats
Gay Dracula be like “I vant to suck you off” haha
*crossbow bolt lands an inch from my head*
Gay Van Helsing: Gay who?
*crossbow bolt lands an inch from my head*
Gay Van Helsing: Gay who?
July 5, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Gay Dracula be like “I vant to suck you off” haha
*crossbow bolt lands an inch from my head*
Gay Van Helsing: Gay who?
*crossbow bolt lands an inch from my head*
Gay Van Helsing: Gay who?
Gentlemen, this is our most ambitious project yet *unfurls large blueprint of an ice cream cone*
July 5, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Gentlemen, this is our most ambitious project yet *unfurls large blueprint of an ice cream cone*
Rodent heaven is actually a comfy burrow deep underground and rodent hell is in the sky with all of the birds
July 5, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Rodent heaven is actually a comfy burrow deep underground and rodent hell is in the sky with all of the birds
You must be Aivazovsky’s Exploding Ship or Neapolitan Lighthouse if you think we fucking
July 3, 2023 at 10:19 PM
You must be Aivazovsky’s Exploding Ship or Neapolitan Lighthouse if you think we fucking
gf: babe can we have one date where you don’t talk about the scheming duke
me: he peddles falsehoods
me: he peddles falsehoods
July 3, 2023 at 2:41 PM
gf: babe can we have one date where you don’t talk about the scheming duke
me: he peddles falsehoods
me: he peddles falsehoods
me: My thought suffocates under a grey veil. I suffer dreadful thoughts, my mind burdened with a weight I know cannot be real.
Stinky the Goblin: i eat egg very often, it tastes better spoiled rotten!
Stinky the Goblin: i eat egg very often, it tastes better spoiled rotten!
July 2, 2023 at 3:59 AM
me: My thought suffocates under a grey veil. I suffer dreadful thoughts, my mind burdened with a weight I know cannot be real.
Stinky the Goblin: i eat egg very often, it tastes better spoiled rotten!
Stinky the Goblin: i eat egg very often, it tastes better spoiled rotten!