🇺🇦Gnome de Guerre🇺🇦
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I enjoy overthinking and worrying about things over which I have no control.
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As a backyard chicken haver….trust me…while it seems great while they’re laying and not fighting each other or mysteriously dying, backyard chickens tend to mysteriously die at rates equivalent to Spinal Tap drummers and with a dramatic flair for diversity in causes of death
Trump’s Sec of Agriculture Brooke Rollins says the solution to high egg prices for Americans is to get some chickens and raise them in your backyard.
March 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
As a backyard chicken haver….trust me…while it seems great while they’re laying and not fighting each other or mysteriously dying, backyard chickens tend to mysteriously die at rates equivalent to Spinal Tap drummers and with a dramatic flair for diversity in causes of death
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Within the trade community...which is to say people who understand anything at all about trade...Peter Navarro was long seen to be an incompetent crackpot. Since Trump 1.0 however, he has subsequently come to be seen as a dangerous incompetent ex-con crackpot.
Peter Navarro, who sought to overturn the 2020 presidential election and was the first former White House official ever imprisoned on a contempt-of-Congress conviction, is Donald Trump's pick for Senior Counselor for Trade and Manufacturing.
December 4, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Within the trade community...which is to say people who understand anything at all about trade...Peter Navarro was long seen to be an incompetent crackpot. Since Trump 1.0 however, he has subsequently come to be seen as a dangerous incompetent ex-con crackpot.
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This is not a joke skeet these are actual instructions thanks
This Thanksgiving, regale your family with stories about King Philip's War, which was the deadliest conflict in colonial history and which predicated the genocide of the Wampanoag tribe, who'd saved the Pilgrims from starvation.
November 28, 2024 at 9:47 PM
This is not a joke skeet these are actual instructions thanks
Bless the Maker and His water.
October 30, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Bless the Maker and His water.
Jokes on you! I don't need alcohol to embarass myself.
October 29, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Jokes on you! I don't need alcohol to embarass myself.
You just lost.
October 26, 2023 at 6:55 PM
You just lost.
Back to work after a week away with COVID. Doesn't anyone remember what I do here?
October 16, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Back to work after a week away with COVID. Doesn't anyone remember what I do here?
Another movie begging for a reboot is Good Will Hunting.
Jaden Smith in the title role. Timberlake as his friend. Adam Sandler as the therapist.
What could go wrong¿
And of course in 3D!
Jaden Smith in the title role. Timberlake as his friend. Adam Sandler as the therapist.
What could go wrong¿
And of course in 3D!
October 14, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Another movie begging for a reboot is Good Will Hunting.
Jaden Smith in the title role. Timberlake as his friend. Adam Sandler as the therapist.
What could go wrong¿
And of course in 3D!
Jaden Smith in the title role. Timberlake as his friend. Adam Sandler as the therapist.
What could go wrong¿
And of course in 3D!
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Explaining to the pilot that if she’ll descend to 400 feet I bet I can get reception to send this post and we won’t even be late but I don’t know if she can hear me through the door
October 13, 2023 at 8:37 PM
Explaining to the pilot that if she’ll descend to 400 feet I bet I can get reception to send this post and we won’t even be late but I don’t know if she can hear me through the door
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"You came all the way up here and forgot the lion cub, didn't you?"
October 13, 2023 at 8:52 PM
"You came all the way up here and forgot the lion cub, didn't you?"
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I am a floating head, aren't I?
October 13, 2023 at 9:07 PM
I am a floating head, aren't I?
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Me: I'm a survivor (what), I'm not gon' give up (what)
Also me: slowly bleeds to death from a particularly sharp tortilla chip
Also me: slowly bleeds to death from a particularly sharp tortilla chip
October 13, 2023 at 10:19 PM
Me: I'm a survivor (what), I'm not gon' give up (what)
Also me: slowly bleeds to death from a particularly sharp tortilla chip
Also me: slowly bleeds to death from a particularly sharp tortilla chip
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I found out the secret to forcing my husband to make dinner is sitting my ass down on the couch and refusing to do it. I don't know what took me so long to figure that out since this is his signature move
October 13, 2023 at 10:26 PM
I found out the secret to forcing my husband to make dinner is sitting my ass down on the couch and refusing to do it. I don't know what took me so long to figure that out since this is his signature move
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We had TikTok when I was a kid, except it was called 'Funniest Home Video Show', and everyone agreed that 30 minutes once a week was quite enough of it.
October 13, 2023 at 10:34 PM
We had TikTok when I was a kid, except it was called 'Funniest Home Video Show', and everyone agreed that 30 minutes once a week was quite enough of it.
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And I just want you . . . [19-minute guitar solo] . . . to know
October 9, 2023 at 3:12 PM
And I just want you . . . [19-minute guitar solo] . . . to know
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The church of Ben Shapiro’s wife
October 13, 2023 at 6:53 PM
The church of Ben Shapiro’s wife
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At some point you have to ask yourself if Hamas attacked Israel to precisely provoke this response from Netanyahu's insane right wing government.
Now Israel is giving the worst people in the world exactly what they want to see.
The Hamas cheering. The US warships. The fleeing Gazans. All of it.
Now Israel is giving the worst people in the world exactly what they want to see.
The Hamas cheering. The US warships. The fleeing Gazans. All of it.
October 13, 2023 at 7:02 PM
At some point you have to ask yourself if Hamas attacked Israel to precisely provoke this response from Netanyahu's insane right wing government.
Now Israel is giving the worst people in the world exactly what they want to see.
The Hamas cheering. The US warships. The fleeing Gazans. All of it.
Now Israel is giving the worst people in the world exactly what they want to see.
The Hamas cheering. The US warships. The fleeing Gazans. All of it.
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No one realizes the absolute logistical nightmare it is to have this level of anxiety and still be this fucking cool.
October 13, 2023 at 3:26 PM
No one realizes the absolute logistical nightmare it is to have this level of anxiety and still be this fucking cool.
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Scooby Doo would have been better with profanity.
Fred (yanking off ghost mask) Motherfucker!
Villain: I would have gotten away with it if not for these goddamn fucking meddling kids!
Fred (yanking off ghost mask) Motherfucker!
Villain: I would have gotten away with it if not for these goddamn fucking meddling kids!
October 13, 2023 at 11:33 AM
Scooby Doo would have been better with profanity.
Fred (yanking off ghost mask) Motherfucker!
Villain: I would have gotten away with it if not for these goddamn fucking meddling kids!
Fred (yanking off ghost mask) Motherfucker!
Villain: I would have gotten away with it if not for these goddamn fucking meddling kids!