Knives Jones
@gnarlyknives.bsky.social
Hermit clown witch kind of person residing in New England.
Guess who forgot about this platform oops
October 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Guess who forgot about this platform oops
You’re green with it
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You’re green with it
A girl cat loves her acrylic plush blankie
June 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A girl cat loves her acrylic plush blankie
“Less honkin’, more tonkin’”
May 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“Less honkin’, more tonkin’”
I hate hearing twenty somethings say they’re old. Shut up and go get a kid’s menu, ya big baby.
May 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I hate hearing twenty somethings say they’re old. Shut up and go get a kid’s menu, ya big baby.
I’m not sorry: you aren’t old if you’re under thirty. Or under forty. Fuck, you’re not old ever. I don’t make the damn rules. Old is a goddamn state of mind.
May 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I’m not sorry: you aren’t old if you’re under thirty. Or under forty. Fuck, you’re not old ever. I don’t make the damn rules. Old is a goddamn state of mind.
Hello giant fucking bumblebee in my closet, uhhhh, nice to meet you?
April 30, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Hello giant fucking bumblebee in my closet, uhhhh, nice to meet you?
I got a hankerin’ for some French onion SOUP
April 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I got a hankerin’ for some French onion SOUP
SENIORS! Mustn’t forget to claim the BIG SLAB OF SALMON! You are ENTITLED.
April 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
SENIORS! Mustn’t forget to claim the BIG SLAB OF SALMON! You are ENTITLED.
Junk removal is way more expensive than I ever would have imagined but these fellas brought me an iced coffee!
April 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Junk removal is way more expensive than I ever would have imagined but these fellas brought me an iced coffee!
And sometimes the only salve for the soul is many, many olives and a cleaned out fridge. 🤷🏻
March 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
And sometimes the only salve for the soul is many, many olives and a cleaned out fridge. 🤷🏻
Frog boys frog boys one is dressed as a duck it’s the FROG BOYS OF THE DESK
March 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Frog boys frog boys one is dressed as a duck it’s the FROG BOYS OF THE DESK
Ain’t nothin’ hit the nostrils more pleasantly than cool New England rain in very early spring. That shit’s the good smellin’ shit I tell you what.
March 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Ain’t nothin’ hit the nostrils more pleasantly than cool New England rain in very early spring. That shit’s the good smellin’ shit I tell you what.
Why isn’t the answer to every vampire trivia question “Mr. Vampire Man”, “Blood”, or “Bounce on it crrrrrrazy style”?
February 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Why isn’t the answer to every vampire trivia question “Mr. Vampire Man”, “Blood”, or “Bounce on it crrrrrrazy style”?
Turns out I’m NOT as skilled at vampire trivia as I thought I might be.
February 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Turns out I’m NOT as skilled at vampire trivia as I thought I might be.
Shake that ham tonight, I don’t want to let you go till those seagulls fight 🎶🎶🎶🎶
February 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Shake that ham tonight, I don’t want to let you go till those seagulls fight 🎶🎶🎶🎶
And we mustn’t forget the Lengthy Johnny!
February 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
And we mustn’t forget the Lengthy Johnny!
Johnathan, at his longest
February 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Johnathan, at his longest
Elongated Johnathans
February 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Elongated Johnathans
Pop culture Jeopardy got one hell of a hold on my ass, I tell you WHAT.
February 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Pop culture Jeopardy got one hell of a hold on my ass, I tell you WHAT.
Sometimes Yuki shoves her face into her tail when she’s napping and you know what? That’s the goods right there.
February 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Sometimes Yuki shoves her face into her tail when she’s napping and you know what? That’s the goods right there.
I can feel the valentines noose beginning to tighten.
February 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I can feel the valentines noose beginning to tighten.
👏🏻glamour👏🏻shots👏🏻
February 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
👏🏻glamour👏🏻shots👏🏻
let’s get ready to SNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW BAAAAAAAN
February 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
let’s get ready to SNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW BAAAAAAAN
Oh, oft sought after lunch break nap, thou art truly a respite from the persistent horrors.
February 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh, oft sought after lunch break nap, thou art truly a respite from the persistent horrors.