Hi everyone, I'm back, I've just been on social media hiatus like Selena Gomez but more real

@nytimes.com bring back digits

You know what the best type of stubby holder is? A pair of mans hands

Know why it's called a care park? Cause I don't care about it!

I'm very sad about the Carlton loss, but I wouldn't expect you non sports fans to understand

What's the deal with taxes?

I like to think big...I wish there were a way to say that in a more professional sense ...but there isn't sadly