Gm0ney
@gm0ney.bsky.social
Costco should have a couple of lanes at the gas station for people who know what the fuck they're doing.
October 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Costco should have a couple of lanes at the gas station for people who know what the fuck they're doing.
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ME: hey so what's this process consuming all my CPU
WINDOWS: oh that's our Microsoft Search Indexer, it's building a search index of your files
ME: neat, so if I do a search on my files, will I get prompt, useful resul—
WINDOWS: [punches me in the face]
WINDOWS: oh that's our Microsoft Search Indexer, it's building a search index of your files
ME: neat, so if I do a search on my files, will I get prompt, useful resul—
WINDOWS: [punches me in the face]
August 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
ME: hey so what's this process consuming all my CPU
WINDOWS: oh that's our Microsoft Search Indexer, it's building a search index of your files
ME: neat, so if I do a search on my files, will I get prompt, useful resul—
WINDOWS: [punches me in the face]
WINDOWS: oh that's our Microsoft Search Indexer, it's building a search index of your files
ME: neat, so if I do a search on my files, will I get prompt, useful resul—
WINDOWS: [punches me in the face]
Is Stephen Hawking narrating these tornado warnings?
July 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Is Stephen Hawking narrating these tornado warnings?
Can Doordash just stop it with these fucking ads?
July 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Can Doordash just stop it with these fucking ads?
Me going to Costco on a Saturday afternoon.
a man wearing glasses and a red jacket is saying i also like to live dangerously
Alt: Austin Powers saying "I also like to live dangerously"
media.tenor.com
June 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Me going to Costco on a Saturday afternoon.
Leafs fans have seen more success than they deserve. They're a bigger disgrace than their team's playoff performances.
May 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Leafs fans have seen more success than they deserve. They're a bigger disgrace than their team's playoff performances.
Looks like the first period Jets are back.
May 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Looks like the first period Jets are back.
What's up with these Sportsnet guys and Rantanen? They're superfans.
May 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What's up with these Sportsnet guys and Rantanen? They're superfans.
Ottawa's gonna get smoked.
April 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Ottawa's gonna get smoked.
Well, I think the Devils peaked with that one goal lead they had there.
April 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Well, I think the Devils peaked with that one goal lead they had there.
LA Kings score first, so now it's just a 56 minute choke-out I guess.
April 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
LA Kings score first, so now it's just a 56 minute choke-out I guess.
That's what you get for healthy scratching Kyle Connor, America.
February 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
That's what you get for healthy scratching Kyle Connor, America.
Looks like Andy Ried's adjustments are starting to pay dividends.
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Looks like Andy Ried's adjustments are starting to pay dividends.
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guess who just got 25% funnier, motherfuckers
February 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
guess who just got 25% funnier, motherfuckers
Hey how did that stick end up on the ice in the first place?
January 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Hey how did that stick end up on the ice in the first place?
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your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
Oh, the Bruins guys are happy again.
December 7, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Oh, the Bruins guys are happy again.
Man, these Bruins announcers are pretty bummed out.
December 7, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Man, these Bruins announcers are pretty bummed out.
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Update: the Grinch has been captured and is being paraded through the streets in a cage. patriotic Whos are back in control
December 1, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Update: the Grinch has been captured and is being paraded through the streets in a cage. patriotic Whos are back in control
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People act like cancel culture is real but then you go out and everyone is applauding this guy even though he stole fuckin Christmas 67 years ago
December 1, 2024 at 2:27 AM
People act like cancel culture is real but then you go out and everyone is applauding this guy even though he stole fuckin Christmas 67 years ago
Everyone's Troll-Detectors should be finely tuned after years of Twitter.
Just my 2 cents. But my goal is to ignore the trolls. Give them zero attention. Block them if they annoy me.
I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
I think the worst thing we can do on this site is re-create the ad hominem/ personal attacks that occur across comments on Twitter/insta/tiktok/ etc
November 19, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Everyone's Troll-Detectors should be finely tuned after years of Twitter.
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Everyone kept telling me to join so here I am!! Please repost this to signal boost so everyone can find me?? 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
November 14, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Everyone kept telling me to join so here I am!! Please repost this to signal boost so everyone can find me?? 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Whew that was some Keystone Kops stuff there in the Jets zone.
November 17, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Whew that was some Keystone Kops stuff there in the Jets zone.