Glumpygoop
@glumpygoop.bsky.social
Your favorite weed infused trash demon
When you get that 2:17 am text and she tells you to come over
August 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When you get that 2:17 am text and she tells you to come over
Getting paid to take a 10 min shit at work is one of the lords greatest gifts
August 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Getting paid to take a 10 min shit at work is one of the lords greatest gifts
When she goggin on my Walton
March 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When she goggin on my Walton
I can’t believe we’re wasting perfectly good air on Nazis
January 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I can’t believe we’re wasting perfectly good air on Nazis
This holiday season, let’s not forget realestate corporations, student loan companies, banks, companies that price gouge, AI companies (especially the ones being used to profile people) and landlords.
December 6, 2024 at 6:19 PM
This holiday season, let’s not forget realestate corporations, student loan companies, banks, companies that price gouge, AI companies (especially the ones being used to profile people) and landlords.
The Algorithm has gained sentience
December 6, 2024 at 1:27 AM
The Algorithm has gained sentience
I bet if another billionaire gets assassinated we’ll have both sides of the isle begging for gun control
December 4, 2024 at 9:24 PM
I bet if another billionaire gets assassinated we’ll have both sides of the isle begging for gun control
Spotify Wrapped is so stupid. Like, if it would at least shuffle ALL of my music randomly I would have totally different results. Instead I just get the same 20 songs over and over again.
December 4, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Spotify Wrapped is so stupid. Like, if it would at least shuffle ALL of my music randomly I would have totally different results. Instead I just get the same 20 songs over and over again.
Love a good Kubrick Stare
December 2, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Love a good Kubrick Stare
Screaming “I contain multitudes!” At my phone because Spotify keeps playing the same 20 songs from the same 3 genres instead of actually shuffling my music.
November 19, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Screaming “I contain multitudes!” At my phone because Spotify keeps playing the same 20 songs from the same 3 genres instead of actually shuffling my music.
My bunny is holding me at gun point and forcing me to pet him
November 18, 2024 at 9:43 PM
My bunny is holding me at gun point and forcing me to pet him
Charring the fuck out of this onion
November 17, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Charring the fuck out of this onion
TBH hoping that Tyson would turn an influencer into a gritty paste was the most united our nation has been in a while.
November 17, 2024 at 2:40 AM
TBH hoping that Tyson would turn an influencer into a gritty paste was the most united our nation has been in a while.
I’m so fucking high, right here, on the blue app.
November 17, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I’m so fucking high, right here, on the blue app.
This month has been brutal so far but I love you all.
November 16, 2024 at 9:44 PM
This month has been brutal so far but I love you all.
Thankfully I never cared about twitch
November 15, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Thankfully I never cared about twitch
Too late
Should I update my profile pic over here since we have a fresh start?
November 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Too late
Should I update my profile pic over here since we have a fresh start?
November 15, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Should I update my profile pic over here since we have a fresh start?
I just know Elon is going to try to shutdown this app somehow.
November 15, 2024 at 3:34 PM
I just know Elon is going to try to shutdown this app somehow.
Girls just wanna have fun
November 15, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Girls just wanna have fun
This is called an evergreen post
November 15, 2024 at 1:16 PM
This is called an evergreen post
Well looks like I’m back
November 15, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Well looks like I’m back
You have to find the clit to unlock the secret ending
December 18, 2023 at 12:52 AM
You have to find the clit to unlock the secret ending
Every day I’m a little closer to deleting twitter, I just wish this app wasn’t so buggy and had a few more features important to me. Getting there? Maybe?
November 20, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Every day I’m a little closer to deleting twitter, I just wish this app wasn’t so buggy and had a few more features important to me. Getting there? Maybe?