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Gloomy Lawyer
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Fuck yeah satsumas
Three satsumas in a bowl
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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A blonde girl wearing a pink button down and a black sweater leans forward towards a red headed girl wearing a plaid shirt. The blonde girl is smiling menacingly.
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Here's my little guy looking out the back door this morning!
A fuzzy Grey cat sits on a beige herringbone patterned rug and looks out the window. A red chair leg is visible on the left of the photo.
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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A man in a leather jacket and glasses saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards" I am getting too much use out of this.
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Home from retreat. Such a beautiful place. #blessed
A shopping center sign. Text reads Settendown Village, beer beer! Design finds. Knives, cigars, motorcycle, yoga, home decor. This is not where retreat was we just thought it was funny.
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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A sunset over some trees
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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A stone patio and iron fence, with sunlight forest behind it
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Describe your cats personality with one photo
A fluffy Grey tabby sits on a beige floral rug, gazing up at the camera with big fuzzy eyes
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Go vote!
A Georgia voter sticker on a black background. The words I'm a Georgia voter are imposed over a peach, with the words I secured my vote underneath.
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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A small green anole sits in a bright green bush.
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Happy National Cat Day to the love of my life.
A fuzzy Grey cat is resting on a beige blanket. One ear is squished. Only his head is visible.
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Meanwhile, they're attacking the victim, who has a concussion, facial injuries, and vision problems:
Lang said she was left traumatized by the attack and there have been attempts to harass her.
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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What
The Weather Channel apparently has an article on retinol
October 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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A man in a black leather jacket and serial killer glasses pointing at the camera saying I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.
October 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I get texts
Text message reading "Is it illegal to put blood capsules in my mouth for the intent of intimidation?"
October 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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The only royalty I recognize
A fluffy Grey cat sitting in front of bricks.
October 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Good luck with that, dummies.
Youtube ad for Tax deeds AI toolkit
October 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Soup (complete)
Orange colored soup in a white bowl, with two green jalapenos floating in it.
October 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Soup (incomplete)
2 Roasted butternut squash, 2 apples, 1 onion, and 3 garlic cloves in a pot. Squash roasted with salt and pepper at 400 for about half an hour (after being chopped up first) A wooden spoon is in the pot as well. The same ingredients after the addition of 8 cups stock and 1 can coconut milk. Also tossed in half a teaspoon of curry and half a teaspoon of turmeric. Needs to simmer for about 45 minutes and then will be blended.
October 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Yikes
Job posting for General Attorney OPLA Field Legal Ops - Atlanta GA at $63,163 a year via USAjobs. Job Description: launch a prestigious career as an attorney with ICE's Office of the Principal Legal Advisor (OPLA)! Join a Legal team dedicated to defending the nation's immigration laws and safeguarding the United States with expertise and integrity. This role may offer up to $50,000 in signing and retention bonuses. If you're a passionate Legal professional and ready to serve your country join OPLA and become... (I got bored and didn't read the rest)
September 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I love him more than anything but this little jerk just knocked over a lamp on my head because he wanted a third breakfast.
A side profile of a fuzzy Grey cat face on a beige blanket. He has zero remorse.
September 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Martin and Bart from the Simpsons. Martin is representing the Dutch and has just zinged Bart, who is representing the US. The text reads: now the Dutch are scoring off me? Oh that is it.
September 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Lawyer dads, your time has come.
General Counsel Job at Big Green Egg, inc. In Atlanta.
September 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Coworker sends me emails
Email subject line reading midlife crisis please help
September 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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A collage of Atlanta related images
August 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM