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Chris Yaryan
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As further evidenced by this morning’s news….
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh cool they built the THX1138 Jesus for my phone. I’m sure nothing stupid and/or terrible can possibly happen. 😬😬😬
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
👽 🥚 👻
June 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
June 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Bought their album the next day.
Runners up: G n’R opening for The Cult in 87 or Pearl Jam/Alice in Chains opening for Screaming Trees in ‘91🤘🏻
June 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
4.22.25
Went to my first Phish show. ✅
April 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
“Hey Siri what is Stockholm Syndrome?”🤨
April 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
She wore Blueeeeeeee Velllllvet 🤩🤩🤩 #Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Daily.
October 21, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Same.
September 26, 2024 at 2:05 AM
We’ve entered participation trophy territory. 🤨
September 17, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Me watching this trainwreck. 🍊🤡🤔🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
September 11, 2024 at 2:41 AM
August 10, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Managed to hang onto the shirt/stub, too.🤘🏻👴🏻
June 25, 2024 at 11:41 PM
(I’ve probably bought at least a half dozen of the Corgi version since I was 8.)
January 31, 2024 at 1:11 AM
🎶 RAINING BLOOD
FROM A LACERATED SKY
BLEEDING ITS HORROR
CREATING MY STRUCTURE
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOD
December 2, 2023 at 2:10 AM