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Chris Yaryan
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Oh cool they built the THX1138 Jesus for my phone. I’m sure nothing stupid and/or terrible can possibly happen. 😬😬😬
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Go yell at your idiot Trumper parents and your shitstain friends who voted 3rd party.
A lot of people who claim to be mad today had a golden opportunity to avoid this fate after year ago. It's never been a matter of if all of this would happen. The only question was how quickly would it happen.

I hurt for those who relied on ACA subsidies for coverage.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Blockity block block 🍊🤡🖕🏻✋🏻🙉🛑🚫
white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I’m worried it can still get stupider
September 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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I'm old enough to remember when the Right would sneer that wanting a "safe space" is for "snowflakes."

Now it's their entire state of being.
September 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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June 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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1980: US boycotts Russian Olympics
1984: Russia boycotts US Olympics
2028: Only Russia attends US Olympics
June 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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straight up what is even going on anymore
June 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
4.22.25
Went to my first Phish show. ✅
April 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Who did this?
April 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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That win, and those remarkable speeches, will infuriate the worst people in this country and the world. Good. #NoOtherLand
March 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
She wore Blueeeeeeee Velllllvet 🤩🤩🤩 #Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
DO NOT ATTEND.
If you were in Congress, what would you do for the State of the Union? What do you think Dems should do?
March 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Accidentally saw some news today, down deep in the sand where my head is buried. Appalling.
February 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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jfc are there any billionaires who are not whiny fuckin babies
October 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM
We’ve entered participation trophy territory. 🤨
September 17, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Me watching this trainwreck. 🍊🤡🤔🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
September 11, 2024 at 2:41 AM
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This photo by Todd Heisler @nytimes.com is iconic.
August 23, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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I hope the Harris Walz team pulls the pussy tape out again because there are scores of new young voters who would not have heard it and will not be ok with it
August 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
🎶 RAINING BLOOD
FROM A LACERATED SKY
BLEEDING ITS HORROR
CREATING MY STRUCTURE
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOD
December 2, 2023 at 2:10 AM
100% accurate. 🐈🐈🐈
October 30, 2023 at 12:50 AM