glomputer.bsky.social
@glomputer.bsky.social
i'm glomputer
Hungarians be like: I have a structured settlement and I need paprikash now
October 31, 2024 at 3:41 PM
In England they have a word for fucking, i think they call it "strokes on tent" and I think that's kind of beautiful.
October 25, 2024 at 9:06 PM
That fake tech boy would never know what hit him when a real silicon valley crackhead comes at him
October 24, 2024 at 2:50 PM
forbidden DNA sequencing techniques just gave me a new form of dyslexia
October 23, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I can tell you this much I would never get isekai'd into the genshin world, they'd starve my fat ass to death in the twinkification camps.
October 21, 2024 at 5:37 PM
when stevie wonder's talking about love and the synthesizers start playing
October 21, 2024 at 12:08 AM
glomputer scavenger hunt find the snow leopard in this image
October 20, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Studying something you enjoy learning, but with a super steep learning curve, and then having to cope with deadlines and half assing when you fall behind to hit those deadlines feels like a special kind of hell...
October 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
taskmaster out of context
October 19, 2024 at 3:43 PM
That's it, I'm tired of Bluesky.

It's time to take my personal brand to the next level and connect with high net worth individuals. I'm moving to Zelle™ now.

All my posts will now be in the form of 5$ cash requests for my inner circle. If you want to send me a message just hit enter! Thank you.
October 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
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this is Mel, he is my (almost) 5 year old Australian Shepherd
October 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
For the discovery feed, If it's not clear what you'll expect from my account:

- a lot of of yapping about music, movies and videogames.

- a zest for the smaller things in life

- ramblings about boston, god's own beautiful city on earth and the Asian experience.

- toilet humor

thank you
October 18, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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oh fuck it's @snugcrow.bsky.social from critically acclaimed slop stream Reload Last Save on twitch dot tv forward slash reloadlastsave send post
October 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Yee landlubbers be unfit for this parley but we ought to normalize plundering and sailing the high seas
October 18, 2024 at 3:41 AM
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BREAKING NEWS: An unusual legal move has bought more time for a Texas man who was set to be executed this evening. A bipartisan group of Texas lawmakers, who said Robert Roberson was actually innocent and shouldn’t be executed, issued a subpoena on Wednesday for the death row inmate.
Judge halts Robert Roberson execution minutes before death sentence
An unusual legal move has bought more time for a Texas man who was set to be executed this evening.
www.tpr.org
October 17, 2024 at 10:25 PM
did something cause a migration to bluesky a few hours earlier? Noticed a lot of "just joined" posts and follows lately lol.
October 17, 2024 at 11:56 PM
they're adding a new character to naruto word on the street is they're calling him Hokage Thuoh
October 3, 2024 at 3:47 AM
it's nice here kind of like screaming whatever shit you want to say into the void
October 3, 2024 at 2:08 AM
knowledge is power...
October 6, 2023 at 6:10 PM