Hungarians be like: I have a structured settlement and I need paprikash now

In England they have a word for fucking, i think they call it "strokes on tent" and I think that's kind of beautiful.

That fake tech boy would never know what hit him when a real silicon valley crackhead comes at him

forbidden DNA sequencing techniques just gave me a new form of dyslexia

I can tell you this much I would never get isekai'd into the genshin world, they'd starve my fat ass to death in the twinkification camps.

when stevie wonder's talking about love and the synthesizers start playing

glomputer scavenger hunt find the snow leopard in this image

Studying something you enjoy learning, but with a super steep learning curve, and then having to cope with deadlines and half assing when you fall behind to hit those deadlines feels like a special kind of hell...

taskmaster out of context

That's it, I'm tired of Bluesky.

It's time to take my personal brand to the next level and connect with high net worth individuals. I'm moving to Zelle™ now.

All my posts will now be in the form of 5$ cash requests for my inner circle. If you want to send me a message just hit enter! Thank you.

this is Mel, he is my (almost) 5 year old Australian Shepherd

For the discovery feed, If it's not clear what you'll expect from my account:

- a lot of of yapping about music, movies and videogames.

- a zest for the smaller things in life

- ramblings about boston, god's own beautiful city on earth and the Asian experience.

- toilet humor

thank you

oh fuck it's @snugcrow.bsky.social from critically acclaimed slop stream Reload Last Save on twitch dot tv forward slash reloadlastsave send post

Yee landlubbers be unfit for this parley but we ought to normalize plundering and sailing the high seas

BREAKING NEWS: An unusual legal move has bought more time for a Texas man who was set to be executed this evening. A bipartisan group of Texas lawmakers, who said Robert Roberson was actually innocent and shouldn’t be executed, issued a subpoena on Wednesday for the death row inmate.

did something cause a migration to bluesky a few hours earlier? Noticed a lot of "just joined" posts and follows lately lol.

they're adding a new character to naruto word on the street is they're calling him Hokage Thuoh

it's nice here kind of like screaming whatever shit you want to say into the void

knowledge is power...