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𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼!

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𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 15m

Finally, peace and quiet. I wouldn't
mind being alone like this forever...

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 33m

My bedhead hair is the talk of the town!
No one rocks an unruly 'do like me!
What's that, Spiralia? You made a max wax
that's extra glam for newfangled tangles?
Yeah, I'll be your hair model! I can't wait
for people to look at my luxe locks!

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 40m

Whoooaaa... The mold growing
on me has become a huge tree.
Cut it down? No way! Never!
Not after finding out how good
photosynthesis feels...

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 1h

Just ignore me.

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 1h

You'll all end up
just like this art...

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 1h

I ain't going back...
I wanna be alone...

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 1h

Such a huge load of ice cream!
I just wanna ski down its slopes.
I should try skiing with someone?
Ewww! Disgusting! Gross! No way!

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 1h

Alright, I'm finally done building my
marvelous snow castle...
All are welcome! I have a ton of
ice cream and endless snow cones!

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 2h

Ah... This is actually a bit of a problem. This
ice palace I'm living in is just too enormous.
Maybe I should hire the chief as a janitor...

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 2h

Now then, let me show you
around Neo Twistee Island!

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 2h

Oooh, so pretty...
What colorful coral...
Red... Blue... Green...
Cake... Rainbow... Dream...

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 3h

Where...where can I be alone?
I need to get there...quickly...

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 3h

Dyode! Dyode! Pompadour
Priiince! I'm over here!
Oh, you heard me! Heeey, how
about we get our groove on?
No one dances better than us, and
I can't get enough of your haaair!

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 3h

Hee-hee! Skorcheen's new specialty,
Magma Curry...is now ready...

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 3h

Get out of the way! Life's too
short to spend it talking to YOU!

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 4h

Don't talk to me.
I don't need friends.
I don't want to care
about people.
It's very liberating,
not needing anyone.

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 4h

Oooh, so pretty...
What colorful coral...
Red... Blue... Green...
Cake... Rainbow... Dream...

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 4h

Concordiaaa iiiiiis...
back to normal! Yay!

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 4h

Let's be friends, monsters! We can
do whatever. I don't mind at all.
I'll create, and you can destroy!
It'll be our never-ending game...

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 4h

Oh, you like the cake I made?
Great! Have another piece!
I love that you love it! Have another!
And another! And another!

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 5h

As you know, this is Bulbfish Island...
Fun, fun Blubfast Island...
Tomorrow it'll probably be Blobbish Island...
Next day, it'll definitely be Burpflips Island...

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 5h

Nothing in my head but the sound of
a dull wind. That's fine by me.

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 5h

I came here to get away from all that
stage noise. But I can still hear it.

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 5h

Ahhh...finally alone. But...

𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼! @glohmmed.bsky.social · 5h

Just pretend like I'm not here.
I'm as unimportant as the rocks.
You wouldn't speak with rocks,
so please don't speak to me.