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@glittersquirrel.bsky.social
shitposting the end of western empire
THIS typa freak
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
THIS typa freak
I bring good tidings of the Hell Site and challenge you to match their freak tonight
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I bring good tidings of the Hell Site and challenge you to match their freak tonight
Roses are red
The best cheese is havarti
The best cheese is havarti
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Roses are red
The best cheese is havarti
The best cheese is havarti
Defend yourselves
September 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Defend yourselves
Please send any funny skeets about Charlie Kirk biting the big one to me
September 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Please send any funny skeets about Charlie Kirk biting the big one to me
WHERE IS THE FLAVOR
September 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
WHERE IS THE FLAVOR
it's the literal paragraph of crimes for me
August 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
it's the literal paragraph of crimes for me
my friend sends me screenshots of these from time to time, and ngl every day my finger trembles closer to the subscribe button for trump fundraising emails
August 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
my friend sends me screenshots of these from time to time, and ngl every day my finger trembles closer to the subscribe button for trump fundraising emails
I love how we're fighting for our lives every single day on Twitter, but every time I open bluesky, this is what I see
March 21, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I love how we're fighting for our lives every single day on Twitter, but every time I open bluesky, this is what I see
P.S. the other player in the edited photo (right) tried to snitch to the official account of the men's tour, which had re-posted the pic. By then, they'd gotten like, 100K likes on the post, so they just told him to be quiet
March 20, 2024 at 2:15 AM
P.S. the other player in the edited photo (right) tried to snitch to the official account of the men's tour, which had re-posted the pic. By then, they'd gotten like, 100K likes on the post, so they just told him to be quiet
He's never deleted it, so that's gotta be what he told himself
March 20, 2024 at 2:06 AM
He's never deleted it, so that's gotta be what he told himself
This reminds me of when I worked at Macy's on Thanksgiving night and Black Friday, and they gave us Scooby snacks shaped like dog bones as a thank you for working overnight overtime
January 27, 2024 at 6:15 AM
This reminds me of when I worked at Macy's on Thanksgiving night and Black Friday, and they gave us Scooby snacks shaped like dog bones as a thank you for working overnight overtime
I hope this is how scholars talk about me after my terrible tweets get unearthed someday
November 17, 2023 at 4:13 AM
I hope this is how scholars talk about me after my terrible tweets get unearthed someday
idk. sometimes The Bad Place is still good @taliajane.bsky.social
November 16, 2023 at 3:45 AM
idk. sometimes The Bad Place is still good @taliajane.bsky.social
TIL that this weird drugstore near me has a bottom level that's like entering another realm and as you descend the escalator you must pass beneath a life-size cutout of The Rock
November 2, 2023 at 3:18 AM
TIL that this weird drugstore near me has a bottom level that's like entering another realm and as you descend the escalator you must pass beneath a life-size cutout of The Rock
the energy im tryna bring to the skyline
July 8, 2023 at 7:50 AM
the energy im tryna bring to the skyline
Hi I live near a cathedral with really neat flowers and plants
June 22, 2023 at 2:30 AM
Hi I live near a cathedral with really neat flowers and plants
posting p*ssy he'll yeah
June 13, 2023 at 2:25 AM
posting p*ssy he'll yeah
graphic design is my passion so I made this header image ft. cats (unbothered, moisturized, happy, focused, flourishing) and Elons (in blenders)
May 18, 2023 at 10:17 PM
graphic design is my passion so I made this header image ft. cats (unbothered, moisturized, happy, focused, flourishing) and Elons (in blenders)
Trump literally wrote a "Make Federal Buildings Beautiful Again" executive order mandating that all new buildings have columns lol
May 17, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Trump literally wrote a "Make Federal Buildings Beautiful Again" executive order mandating that all new buildings have columns lol