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BAKED GOD BAKER
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Pronounced gleebs • He/they • 36 • avi by @senorrandom.bsky.social • 5/7/25: 7-99 on Spelunky 2 • creator of #sportsfact • 2nd year wife guy • 💍 @knifejogger.bsky.social💙
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Henderson believers it’s our time
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Thanks for holding off until I hit master ball
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Mining meme guy except he actually found the diamonds
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Nancy Cartwright did an AMA and it went about as you’d expect
Simpsons screenshot. Apu diving in front of a bullet aimed for Hatsune Miku. Miku: Nancy Cartwright Robber: Questions about scientlology Apu: r/thesimpsons
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Got Master Ball prestige in Pokedoku. Please clap
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Noted gasbag Michael Wilbon from the boomer show that ruined cable news, Pardon the Interruption with "DESERVE TO BE BOOED" captioned under him.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Sorry I said you’d only play 6 games, Matt Stafford #NFL
Matthew Stafford apology form
November 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Ohtani still getting to bat even though he isn’t pitching anymore
Utter woke nonsense
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Discord screenshot “This is going to go down as one of the greatest World Series of all time and I WANT TO KILL MYSELF”
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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14 away from Master Ball. 49 shinies
October 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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We got a joke not-getter in the house!
Chris Paul hits a huge theee to cut the lead down to 42
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Penny Arcade comic from 2011. Panel 1; pac man himbo guy: “my phone taught me that portable games cost a dollar” Dante from Clerks guy: a lot of those games are fucking garbage where you match cakes. Panel 2: pac man himbo guy: well, you buy 1 3DS game and I’ll buy 40 games on my phone and we’ll see who has more fun.
October 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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The greatest indie poster of Bluesky BAKED GOD BAKER (glebs.bsky.social) and his grass-fed, organically grown, free range follower count Some wine cave shitlib with an army of blue wave NPCs following him
October 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Tweet screenshot from milkdrinker5000: The nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents homestuck again
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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How do you let this happen
Broncos scored all 33 of their points in the 4th quarter
October 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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RIP DOUG MARTIN #nfl
The Descartes “Give her the dick” meme but it’s Painted to look like Tampa Bay Buccaneers mascot Bucco Bruce and it says GIVE HER THE DOUG
October 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Liam Coen without Baker Mayfield
New moon inuyasha with black hair and no powers
October 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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What’s up with your boss’ podcast feed @dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
Bill Simmons dropping a 4 year old nfl draft reaction podcast on Sunday morning
October 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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No? They aren’t?
October 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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@pablo.show
Girl in a party hat giving a presentation. The slide behind her reads “the greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out”
October 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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2 skeet screenshot from Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now" "I'm strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm" of course you do. You're twelve. "I don't want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal" he yeah homie you're twelve. "Maybe if there's crime we should just send the army" bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
October 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Everyone who benched DK Metcalf because of the matchup seeing him pop off
Congrats. Happy for you. Nice
September 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Pandora’s trying to tell me something about Bucs Eagles but I will not be listening
Pandora screenshot Why are Sundays so Depressing The Strokes
September 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I’m at a concert and in between acts they played Tom-Tom Club. I assume it’s to remind people to set their lineups @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM