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babe what's wrong you've barely touched your holistic pizza that represents ancestral healing
April 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Elon Musk Amazed At How Much Cheaper Bribing Voters Is In Midwest
Elon Musk Amazed At How Much Cheaper Bribing Voters Is In Midwest
MADISON, WI—Amid his political action committee’s campaign to influence a closely contested Wisconsin Supreme Court election, Elon Musk told reporters Friday that he was amazed by how much cheaper bri...
theonion.com
March 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
March 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
Pulitzer Feeling Increasingly Out Of Place In Washington Post Office
theonion.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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So increasing the minimum wage to a livable wage is “socialism”?

But Amazon union busting, keeping wages low, and forcing workers onto public assistance while its founder increases his net worth by $7.9M an hour is the "free market"?

Perhaps this could be a WaPo opinion piece.
February 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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TO DEM POLITICIANS:

Your base is FURIOUS over your lack of FIGHT. Commit to filibustering everything. Wage lawsuits over everything. Flood the zone on every media outlet highlighting MAGA corruption, imperialism, oligarchy & extremism. Bipartisanship is dead & a coup is happening. Act like it.
February 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."
February 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
February 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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America circa 2024 in two headlines
America in Two Headlines
Doesn't this pair of headlines capture 2024 perfectly?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 28, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Trump's first round of tax cuts for the rich added nearly $2 trillion to the debt.

Extending them would add another $5 trillion.

If we "can't afford" universal health care or paid family leave or basic social safety nets, Trump's handouts to the rich are why.
Republicans gear up for the coming battle over $5 trillion tax cut's costs
Republicans are united on extending the 2017 tax cuts, but at odds on how to offset the cost.
www.cnbc.com
December 27, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
December 27, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*

Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?

Me (kicking dirt): No
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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December 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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Taking your mom here
creamland ice cream sign, manchester, new hampshire, 1979
December 7, 2024 at 7:05 AM
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No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about
December 4, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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So…upon further review, it appears that Pod

*gestures wildly at the smoldering wreckage of the Democratic Party*

Did Not Save America
November 27, 2024 at 1:18 AM