Any chance of buying a refreshment for me and my partner x

Fuck you too pal, I’m personally adding to your fine for the absolute mental torture the stench of your gaff causes

They’re up your hole ya homophobe

Do you even comprehend how much that would cost?

Respectfully if you vote reform, move to England. Reform are a hateful bunch, no place for hate in Scotland.

SNP’s better Ewan, free prescriptions 😘

Haha you’re absolutely right, I’ve had people tagging me in issues from over a year ago that the councils been ignoring. Potholes, pests and vandals. Don’t know what people expect a social media to do. Enjoy your day Ewan!

Merry Christmas Ewan, I’ll let you in on a secret, if you look at my background image you’ll see this is a parody account, please report genuine issues to the proper authorities! 🎅🎄

Morning

Love this photo can we share ❤️🐹