As I learn Spanish (and remember my Italian lessons from years ago) I feel I must apologize to anyone I know learning French or English. Phonetic languages? No guessing at how shit is pronounced? My god.
May 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
As I learn Spanish (and remember my Italian lessons from years ago) I feel I must apologize to anyone I know learning French or English. Phonetic languages? No guessing at how shit is pronounced? My god.
It was the best of times (using a group chat is more efficient rather than being the go between for a bunch of people), it was the worst of times (being in a group chat)
May 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It was the best of times (using a group chat is more efficient rather than being the go between for a bunch of people), it was the worst of times (being in a group chat)
unsure if regularly getting roasted by teens has made me too powerful or just too beat down to notice anything else that might insult me. Maybe that’s the same thing.
April 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
unsure if regularly getting roasted by teens has made me too powerful or just too beat down to notice anything else that might insult me. Maybe that’s the same thing.
omg a girl just left her soup on the bus and a lady just ran after her yelling “honey! Your soup! Don’t leave your soup!” it was the purest interaction
February 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
omg a girl just left her soup on the bus and a lady just ran after her yelling “honey! Your soup! Don’t leave your soup!” it was the purest interaction
“Look at this cool AI art I made”
Bruh. This is just the robot version of asking your friend to draw you something. You didn’t make this.
Bruh. This is just the robot version of asking your friend to draw you something. You didn’t make this.
January 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“Look at this cool AI art I made”
Bruh. This is just the robot version of asking your friend to draw you something. You didn’t make this.
Bruh. This is just the robot version of asking your friend to draw you something. You didn’t make this.
nothing like rocking a head cold with no voice and sinuses that feel like freshly poured cement wearing my genuine tour merch 365 party girl tank
January 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
nothing like rocking a head cold with no voice and sinuses that feel like freshly poured cement wearing my genuine tour merch 365 party girl tank
literally every time I use Snapchat I think about the scene where Carrie Bradshaw was worried that people could see her through the computer if they were both online at the same time
January 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
literally every time I use Snapchat I think about the scene where Carrie Bradshaw was worried that people could see her through the computer if they were both online at the same time
One kid today said my outfit was “giving yodelayheehoo energy” which is a wildly accurate roast to start the semester with like wow
January 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
One kid today said my outfit was “giving yodelayheehoo energy” which is a wildly accurate roast to start the semester with like wow
Time to open up Stardew Valley and huuuuurt my own feeeeeeelings
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Time to open up Stardew Valley and huuuuurt my own feeeeeeelings
Hey, folks who leave their 12-foot skeleton out all year? How does it feel to be god’s favourite?
January 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Hey, folks who leave their 12-foot skeleton out all year? How does it feel to be god’s favourite?
Once I open this tube of cookie dough it’s all over. The delicate dance begins.
January 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Once I open this tube of cookie dough it’s all over. The delicate dance begins.
Got up and sang and danced to Sabrina Carpenter this morning at like 5 am because it truly is that me espresso (I have insomnia)
January 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Got up and sang and danced to Sabrina Carpenter this morning at like 5 am because it truly is that me espresso (I have insomnia)
Hey whoa hi whoa how are you hahaha
Sooooo
Sooooo
January 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hey whoa hi whoa how are you hahaha
Sooooo
Sooooo