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girlwyrm.bsky.social
fishwife 🛀
@girlwyrm.bsky.social
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a cat with a smile on her face, a tear in her eye, and a .45 in her North Face
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dorks who scream Star Wars slurs at Cleverbot's mutant children when The Machine Wars kick off:
August 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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hello bluesky it is me fishwife
my fucking body
August 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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WHY ARE WE NOT DISMEMBERING AND EATING THESE PEOPLE
May 31, 2025 at 4:18 AM
girlwyrm.bsky.social
hello bluesky how are you pls respond asap
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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This guy just followed me on tumblr. Oh my fucking god...?
December 8, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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husband simulator
cartoonish calico cat smoking a cigarette and holding a catfish on a bridge with a waterfall in the background. the text reads: fish gaming :3
October 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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nicotine and caffeine 🤤
October 21, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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does bluesky fw my new fishe earrings?
October 19, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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October 19, 2024 at 4:42 AM
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I have two moods
October 19, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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one must be cruel and wicked in this world
October 19, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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hello bluesky
October 6, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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can we post abt something pleasant like drinking wine or music or armed insurrection
me showing a sliver of tummy :)
June 16, 2024 at 3:50 PM
girlwyrm.bsky.social
fishwife today at 3:55pm: i want to be in love frowny face fishwife today at 4:03pm: nevermind dunno what came over me
June 9, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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im a ridiculous collection of expressions
girl wearing rose-tinter glasses and little red heart on her sleeve. also features a pack of cigarettes in her pocket and knives on the wall behind her.
February 15, 2024 at 1:03 AM
girlwyrm.bsky.social
what if i had gay little pink hands and chipped emo nail polish
left hand with black nailpolish right hand with chipped black nail polish
January 29, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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snoy scape with lots of trees
January 14, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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December 10, 2023 at 4:18 AM
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happy thanksgiving
white girl with pink tint glasses wearing a beanie and a milsurp parka smoking a dart
November 23, 2023 at 2:50 PM
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hot boxing the dishpit cuz the owner isnt here and it's dead as hell teehee
November 13, 2023 at 5:31 PM
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im so pissed because i bought this new coat and i cant even wear it out because it's somehow fucking 80°f in NOVEMBER
my cool new fur coat :D
November 8, 2023 at 2:19 PM
girlwyrm.bsky.social
tummy tuesday has come early
girl tummy w/happy trail
October 30, 2023 at 9:23 PM
girlwyrm.bsky.social
dream i had
silver jews song i heard in a dream as the credit song of a fake french new wave film where a maid stops cleaning her employers mansion after he falls madly in love with a young gentleman his lips are red and his smile is warm... yeah, his lips are red but sting like a thorn! his lips are RED! his eyes like a storm... yeah, his lips are RED! but his heart is worn! those lips of his yeah, those lips of his! our love is unmourned! the reason the maid stops cleaning the old man's mansion is because she realized he simply wouldnt notice with how infatuated he is with the young man. so she just sits around reading magazines on a sofa while messes pile up around her and she still collects her paychecks every week. the last scene of the movie is the rich man teasing the young gentleman on a picnic by asking him to play a game where you count the passing trains horns but after 2 horns the old man starts loudly counting as if the young man missed a horn. a small boy on the back car of the passing train also starts loudly counting in turn with the old man, causing the young man to doubt himself. credits roll.
October 30, 2023 at 3:46 PM
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wonderful weather we're having
young woman with pink-lensed glasses, a black beanie, and a military surplus parka chuffing a phat dart and eyeing down the camera a tree canopy with bits of grey sky peaking through. the whole image is very greyscale despite being unfiltered. you can barely see the green in the leaves.
October 29, 2023 at 1:53 PM